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  1. Bare, With Me! by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    23 Feb 2025

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    Whatever a bunch of pirates plan to do with a vampire spawn and a tiefling bard they kidnapped the other night, it can't be good.

    Astarion and D'ylân find themselves in the belly of a pirate ship, stripped and tied up and the mission is clear: get free, get out of here, try not to let the situation (and dick jokes) get out of control.

    Easier said than done for two guys who insist they find each other too annoying for words. It also doesn't help that even if all else fails, they can't use fire, or that Astarion can't seem to always shake off his fears and past survival mechanisms and conditioning.

    What starts out as a semi-common predicament for handsome adventurers split from their group eventually comes to a fulminating escalation that almost went disastrously wrong.

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