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    Zenitsu wrings his hands. Inosuke goes quiet, halting beneath the drooping lilac canopy of a flowering wisteria—small mercies—but the silence is tense, broken only by the sound of the wind in the trees.

    So, naturally, Zenitsu blurts, “I could show you what you’re doing wrong.”

    Inosuke snorts. “What?"

    “Look,” Zenitsu says, stepping forward, “I hate to break it to you, but that swelling you’re getting? Yeah, that’s just gonna keep happening. Comes free with having a dick. But, um, if you promise not to tell anyone, I could show you how to make it go away. For a little while, at least.” Zenitsu takes a breath. “I, uh, saw what you were doing. You got the right idea but the wrong technique.”


    Or, how Zenitsu reluctantly decided to lend Inosuke a...helping hand. What could possibly go wrong?

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