Chapter 1: Meeting a very angsty brocoli bot
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We see a class of about 19 students who were all watching as one of their peers showed off something quiet troubling
" and that's why my project is this SICK AS HELL RAILGUN!!!! " the green haired worker drone said in maddened glee as he swung the gun around to aim at the crowd of students who all backed up slightly in horror and shock
" aaahhh!!!/ God don't kill us!!!/ your crazy!!!/ DEKU!!!! " his class all said with one of them being in pure anger
" eeaassyy morons it doesn't work ... YET it doesn't work YET who said it doesn't work!?! Maybe it does!!!! " he said sounding a slight bit crazy as he turned the safety off and the gun started charging with a green glow to it " ehehehAHAHAHAHA "
" uuuummmm izuku today's lesson was about buying watermelons " their teacher said slightly annoyed but still scared like his students at the fact there was a working railgun currently charted and ready to fire like not even 10 feet infront of him!!
" oh ... and thus magnetically amplified photon converter doesn't count ?? " the now named izuku said slightly embarrassed as he slightly hid behind his gun
" uummm no also is it supposed to be that colour??? " the teacher asked as the gun started glowing a violent red
" ... of fu-- "
BOOOM!!!!!!
Izuku sat down in the car with his mother having just been sent to a repair shop to have his visor replaced and optics checked, unlike most worker children his mother was human who despite the fact their both different species pretty much she still loves him all the same, granted this time he could definitely tell she was upset at him
" I can't believe you talked me into allowing you to take that gun into school mister, why did you even think to charge it up in the first place!? " inko asked in a slightly annoyed but still caring tone, one thing izuku will always not know about his mum is how she can have seemingly unlimited patience with him
" ... sorry mum j just got carried away is all " he said sadly, looking out the window as to not see her face
" ... I get you want to be a hero, especially going to UA of all places but if to many reports of stuff like this keep going on your record they'll bar your entry to the exam izuku let alone actually going to the school! " she said as she pulled up to their apartments parking lot and got out the car, izuku quickly following her out as the two went up the stairs
" ... I know! I just uugghh I'm sick of everybody there calling me a freak or saying I won't be able to do stuff like be a hero because I'm a worker!! Like hello!? I'm industrial machinery for robo-gods sake far stronger then half the class combined!! And I'd like to see them try and make a railgun out of scraps! " izuku said annoyed, aimed directly at his classmates rather than at inko, last time he did that weelll let's just say there's a reason inko can be scary
Inko takes a deep breath before opening their houses door and walking in, izuku slowly following her as they both took their shoes off " izuku don't let their words get to you okay?? But please honey find s better way to vent that anger alright?? Your lucky I have enough money to pay for the damages but one of these days their going to leave me broke "
Izuku looked down at the floor upset at himself for getting his mum upset, he may have angst as a primary setting but he's still a mama's boy " ... sorry mom "
" it's okay honey " she said kneeling down and hugging the worker who gave her a hug back " your still grounded for two weeks because of that though "
" uuuggghhh ... you know what fair ... "
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After his week of grounding and 3 day detention izuku smiled as he stood at a peer overlooking a trash filled beach, several years of government neglect and humans generally just being assholes has left the beach worst than that giant trash island France had to deal with for years before in 2086 they finally got around to clearing it.
You would think izuku is here to clean it but nope! Izuku being a worker doesn't need exercise, he has no muscles to build although cleaning the beack might do some good but no way in he'll was he gonna do that solo, besides he's here for a far different reason
" eheheh okay you free treasure trove let's see what you've got for me today! " he said with glee as he ran down to the beach and started rummaging through piles of rubbish and scrap, to most people this was junk but to a drone like izuku who loves turning scrap into useful stuff it's an all you can salvage goldmine!
After a few hours of digging and rummaging izuku found quite the hall today, a load of wires and cables, even some old prototype drone parts, that was upsetting to izuku somewhat as these were from before drones got similar rights to humans but he's not one to dwell to much on the past like that, he also managed to find a decently intact ford f150 engine aswell as a somewhat decently intact Harley Davidson motorcycle, seriously the crap people throw out it nuts!!
He stands there thinking what to do with this haul talking aloud to himself " mmm keep the wires and drone parts, feel like the scrappers will get far more use out of that engine so I'll hand that over to them mmm that bikes really cool but mum would kill me if I got one of those now uugghhhh oh well that can go with the engine "
Izuku said to himself making a list in his processor before hiding the bike and engine under the peer, he then put his haul in his bag and started walking home the sun setting behind him as he walked playing some music to himself.
Chapter 2: Fear the one who laughs at God ( exam time part 1 )
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He's here, he's actually here!! Haha SUCK IT KACHAN!!
Izuku stared up at the towering building that is UA with sparkles on his visor, after 10 months of training ( read pirating anime and trying to copy their moves ) and getting his railgun working he's actually here!! Taking the entrance exam for the best hero school in the country!
" nerd!? What the hell are you doing here!? "
Aannndd there's goes izukus hopes and dreams for the future, he turns to the voice and looks to see katsuki bakugou glaring down at him, why do worker drones have to be so short!?
" hey kachan~ taking the entrance exam what else?? " he asked with a sly smile, grining up at the all the time angry boy
" tch just stay out of my way you damn hunk of junk! " he says slightly barging past him, sometimes izuku is really co fued about their dynamic, I mean he and kachan were raised together when they were baby's, more or less inko did find izuku as a pill baby in an ally a while after he came online but hey! Since then they've basically been together ever since.
NO not like that YUCK!!
As izuku watches bakugou stalk off he does notice some people giving him looks, some of them confused, others seemingly shocked, weather it's at his railgun or him is beyond him but he doesn't care.
As he walks he almost trips over a rock on the path which he luckily avoided and decides to be a good person uses his natural mechanical strength to press the protruding brick back down in its place, he's pretty sure he hears some mechanical clinks akin to gears being forced to move against eachother and a hydraulic piston being pushed against but he ignores it and makes his way inside the building.
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OH ROBO GOD THATS PRESENT MIC!!!!!!
Izuku was so close to squeezing out loud as presentation Micheal gives them the run down on the exam, which sure enough is a fight against robots, which okay izuku gets since UA most likely can't afford to hire enough faux villains or what have you but seriously!? That's so cliche!! Oh well atleast they aren't other workers, izuku just hopes these aren't as self aware as him.
" now lemme hear a PLUSS ULTRA!!! " mic asks aloud enthusiastically, the room is so silent that you could heat a pin drop, until izuku decides to reply, so what? Sure it's an entrance exam but let him have some fun!
" PLUS ULTRA!!!! " izuku shouts out causing alot of people to looks at him in confusion, some of them probably in annoyance but eh he doesn't care, atleast mic seems happy about it
" thank you examine 117!! " mic says a bit MORE enthusiastically than before, hard to tell when the man's whole thing is being the happy go lucky type " now then- " however before he can continue one of the other examinies stands up cutting mic off
" excuse me sir!! " a tall blue haird glasses wearing kid calls out suddenly as he stands up, a spot light turning on above him to make him even more obvious, everybody turns to look at him to aswell " you've only mentioned 3 enemy robots so far! Yet on this panther there are infact 4 enemy types! " he says sternly hilding up the sheet which yep has 4 robot types listed on it! If this is an error on UA's part then i am ashamed, UA is the best hero school in the country if something like this slips though tye faculty notice then you should be ashamed of yourselves! "
Okaayy so a hatf ass who's a stickler for the rules uugghh izuku hates those types, he's a mama's boy and that's it anybody else and the gloves come off okay!
" and you!! Your glowing visor is a distraction to everyone here! Also are you even in the right place, worker drones have no right wakening such an exam!! " my rules and 'logic' shouted out as he pointed at izuku to which izukus eye did twitch an eye a bit, ah so a dronist then!
Izuku got home from his seat and turned to face the offender and glared daggers at him " okay ONE that robot was probably a surprise or bonus for us to have to deal with! You don't always get the full scope of things when heading head first into stuff! Two if you didn't interrupt him mic would have probably explained it to us! " he said holding his fingers up for each point before he point angrily at the boy
" and 3, SO FUCKING WHAT IF IM A WORKER!? WE HAVE RIGHTS YOU DRONIST BITCH!! AND WHO SAID I CANT TAKE THIS EXAM HUH!?!?!? " he shouted at the offending boy, clearly now getting pissed " also! Drones eyes stay on all the time unless we power off! Now I don't know about you but I don't want to do anything blind! By robo-jesus! " izuku said annoyed as he then sat down pissed off, he did not come to this exam to deal with dronists " sorry about that mic! " izuku said a bit more calmer now, he didn't want to make mic think he to was an asshole, he's just pissed when people still think workers are just property
" umm it's quite alright listener! Also I should point this out but UA has a strict no tolerance policy on discrimination of ANY kind so you'll be getting a warning for that! " he said lightly glaring up at the glasses wearing boy who sat down begrudgingly " also as he said that fourth robot on that sheet is worth 0 points! Think of it more as an abstical to avoid rather than fight got it! " mic said very quickly recovering his peppy attitude
After that whole ordeal the examines were all loaded Into different buses and taken to different exam sites, izuku noted that he and kachan weren't at the same site which he guesses makes sense, don't want people from the same schools working together, which now that he thinks about it is kind of odd, wouldn't people who instinctively work together be far better in an open battle like this ??
As the bus pulls to a stop izuku quickly takes his railgun off his back and does a double over of it, he has other weapons on him to help with close up combat but the railgun is his magnum opus! So naturally he's being carful with his pride and joy.
Izukus gets out of the bus and looks up at the large gates with a grin on his face as he gets ready for the most important fight in his life so far
' okay izuku, let's win this thing '

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