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Law rolled his eyes. “You guys are idiots. I’m not answering that ad.”
Shachi clucked his tongue. “Why not?”
“Because I’m busy.”
The line was quiet for long enough that Law wished he’d said anything else. All four of them worked at the same hospital. All four of them were busy, but it hadn’t stopped them from going out—separately, together, third-wheeling each other’s dates. Law was the only one it ever seemed to be a problem for.
“Look,” Penguin said eventually, “we’re not trying to pry, but when’s the last time you even hooked up with someone?” Law slurped his coffee instead of answering. “All I’m saying is you might not be so stressed all the time if you let somebody jer—”
“Stop! Stop, just… I get it, ok?”
Or: a getting-together story told through personal ads, chat logs, emails, voice calls, and dates, lovingly arranged by Rosi's meddling brother and Law's nosy friends.