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"Heathers? Isn't that a little too raunchy for a high school play?" Haruhi asks, staring at the poster on the billboard in the drama club room.
"I don't think the school cares. They're rich enough to bury this if it sparks controversy anyways." Hikaru responds, carefree as he puts his arm around Haruhi and pinches her cheek, eliciting an expression of pain from the girl.
"Let's go, boss is gonna grill our asses for being late again." He rushes as Haruhi rubs her cheek from the pain.
"You've got to be kidding me."
"No fucking way."
The two stand at the same spot once more, staring at a cast list that shows their names at the top.
FUJIOKA HARUHI - VERONICA SAWYER
HITACIIN HIKARU - JASON DEAN
"Wha- Huh?! We didn't even audition?" The brunette says confused and surprised
"No way they're THAT desperate. I asked to play as background?!" The red head exclaims in a more irritated tone of voice.
"I didn't even want a role. I wanted technical or even props." Haruhi says, in a now sad tone.
They didn't really have a way out of this, so skipping the host club it is.
"Where are those two?! They've been late for an hour, they both have ladies to tend to in 20 minutes!" The blond ranted over to Kyoya, typing away on his tablet like always.
"Wait.. oh god.. you don't think.." Tamaki's tone immediately switches from angry to worried,
"Mm?" Honey said, mouth full of cake as Mori held his hand under his mouth just incase he got messy.
"That deranged pervert is doing something dirty to my Haruhi!" Tamaki yells, tears in his eyes.
"Nope. Not even close, boss" Kaoru responds, hand on Tamaki's shoulder. "They're at the drama club."
"Drama.. Club..?" The blond fell down to his knees at the answer. "Huh? I didn't know they liked stuff like that."
"Only Hikaru does." Kyoya finally contributes to the conversation with that information, which Kaoru nods to confirm.
"For Haruhi, it's mandatory. In the scholarship, you have to willingly agree to join the drama club to get in." The darker haired man explains more.
"Dunno why it's like that. I think it's cause no one's joining but they still need to put funding into the club, or something. I don't know." Kaoru shrugs and walks back to his place.
And perfect timing, the two being talked about just entered the room.
"Sorry Tamaki, we were busy with drama club. We got casted as the mains and we were rehearsing." Haruhi says, very clearly disappointed.
"Woah! You two are the main characters? Takashi, let's watch them!" Honey exclaims excitedly, to which Mori nods.
"You know what, how about we all go watch the both of them!" Tamaki says, determined, a hand on his chest and in the air.
"Kyoya!" He points to the boy behind him. "Buy the host club VIP tickets to their play!"
"Oh- I don't think that's a good ide-"
"How about you guys don't-"
"Nonsense!" Tamaki exclaims. "We are like family! And family supports one another!"
"We really don't think-" Haruhi is cut off by Tamaki once more, who decides to go on a whole monologue about them supporting one another.
It's the day of the play, and their nerves shoot out the roof now that they know that the host club is front row and center. Makes both of them realize how excruciating their scenes will be, especially Dead Girl Walking......
"I'm excited!" Honey says, bucket of popcorn in his hand.
"Me too! I don't know what 'Heathers' is, but with Haruhi as a lead, I know it'll be good!" Tamaki happily replies.
After a few more minutes, the lights dimmed and the curtains opened.
*"Dear Diary..."*
"It's Haru-chan!" Honey whispers to the others, who respond with a nod.
It was tame for a while, excluding the few pretty raunchy moments and songs at the start, which Tamaki kept commenting on. He commented on it so much, he got multiple people shushing him.
Then it came time for Dead Girl Walking.
The host club then realized what the two were about to do.
As Haruhi leaned in for the kiss that was about to happen, Hikaru had spotted the host club front row - and decided to piss them off a bit. More specifically, Tamaki and Kaoru.
Hikaru was the one to pull her in for the kiss, giving Haruhi a deep and passionate kiss which was evident on her reaction that it wasn't part of what they originally rehearsed.
But eventually, she practically melted into the kiss and Hikaru's arms, reciprocating the passion he put in. Some could even say challenging it. Her arms cupped the side of his neck, then the side of face, then ran through his hair. They were practically making out right there on stage.
But does it get worse.... as the music continued playing, they eventually reach the scene where Haruhi had to be on top and "taking off clothes"
Tamaki's jaw drops lower and lower at every part they do together. Kaoru on the other hand, can feel his blood boiling at him. He knows he did to intentionally piss them off.
Kyoya's eyebrows raise at the sight, Honey gasps - dropping some popcorn, and Mori's behavior look at him now changes, which Hikaru notices. He wasn't included in the pissing, off but hey - plus one!
The club now realizes how much the two kiss in the musical, and they watch all of till the end.
"Dude, what's happening in Music Room 3? It's so loud, like someone's screaming?" A student asks another.
"That's the host club, I dunno." The other one answers. They both decide to just brush it off, shrug, and leave.
"HOW DARE YOU KISS HARUHI LIKE THAT! HOW DARE YOU EVEN KISS HER IN THE FIRST PLACE! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HER PERVERTED LIKE YOU? BECAUSE I, AS HER DAD WILL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!"
Tamaki's yelling could be heard around the huge music room. Hikaru simply takes this scolding with a smug smirk, he's successfully pissed off the people he wanted to, plus one.
"AND YOU, HARUHI! How could you kiss that disgusting monster back?!" Tamaki turned to her, who simply shrugs.
At that response, Tamaki continues to scold Haruhi, who was barely paying attention to what he was saying.
"Psst." Hikaru calls over to his brother who was across from him, but he doesn't respond.
"Pssssst." Hikaru calls out one more time, which elicits a very annoyed response.
"What?" Kaoru hisses.
"You jealous?" HIkaru asks with a smug smile.
"Fuck off." Kaoru spits back. Hikaru giggles.
Tamaki's scolding finally stopped after what felt like days. Honey was first to speak right after.
"Since Hika-chan got a kiss, can I get one too?" The smaller boy tilts his blond head at the brunette.
"Senpai, that was only for the musical. It wasn't meant like that." Haruhi says in response.
"Well we could make it mean something." Hikaru says mischiveously and Haruhi leans her head back to look at him behind the couch with a glare.
The red head smirks before leaning down to kiss her once more, spiderman style. She's surprised again, but melts into the kiss just like earlier - though she doesn't reciprocate this time.
As he pulls away, her cheeks flush pink and she feels a tad bit lightheaded
"You bitch!"
"Pervert!"
Hikaru hears both his brother and the blonde yell after he pulled away - making him book it, the other two are quick to chase after him.
The two come back empty handed.
"Couldn't find him." Kaoru says, out of breath.
"That's a shame." Kyoya says in a mocking tone, which the two very clearly notice - but brush off.
Haruhi knew it was her turn to get scolded next, so she booked it as well.
"Again?!" Tamaki yells.
As she ran to find a place to hide (since she didn't feel like getting scolded once more) she was pulled into a room.
"What the-!" Her mouth was covered and she saw the two running past the room she was in.
She knew who this was just by height alone. He lets go of her and they faced each other.
"You really had to do that?" She asked, hands on her hips.
"It was funny." He says back with a smile. "Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it."
"Oh please." She rolls her eyes at him, but he grabs her arm.
"Tell me Haruhi. Look me in the eye and tell me you hated it, if you truly did." The boy's tone switches.
She couldn't answer.
"Do you need another one to make sure of your answer?" He gets bold. Taking a risk that was scary.
They make eye contact. A silence.
"Yea. Give me a good one."
Hikaru smiles. "Whatever the lady wants." And he follows through with a damn good one, one even better than the stage kiss.
It definitely isn't a short or simple one. It was a one full of passion and feeling. The kiss could serve as a love confession.
It wasn't long till they (Hikaru) got touchy.
From her face, down to her neck, then her waist. It stayed there for a while as he decided to focus on adding tongue to their kiss, deepening it. He decides to be cheeky and move it down to her butt. Since they were still in costume, he felt a handful of her stockings as he gave it a squeeze - eliciting a noise from her.
She then pulls away, but his hands don't.
"Really?" She asks, with that annoyed look on her face.
"Sorry, couldn't help myself. It was right there." He chuckles.
"You're a freak." She says with a slight, barely noticeable smile. He saw it though, he knew she was somewhat into it.
"I'll take my hands off then?" He asks, looking at her from above, head tilted.
"I mean, I didn't say that.." Hikaru smiles at her response. "Who's the freak now?" He laughs, and she's quick to shut him up with an kiss, which he reciprocates, of course.