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Buck
EDDIE!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
hm
did you order it?
NO
it’s a pic i found online
brings a new meaning to "eating ass" I guess
🤣
wait wait omg check out this one
....... okay
what does this even MEAN???? 🤣
👀
what was it meant to say???
🤣
why are they all about butt?
there's been TWO
OUT OF TWO
so that’s ALL of them
😜
okay no butts in this one unless you count the worker!
imagine me tipping my head side to side like a confused puppy dog
it's meant to say stop
well, yeah
but it DOESN'T
😂
it says sot p
or maybe so tp?
EDDIE
CHICKEN NUTGUTS
yuuuuuuuuuuck
🤣
I don't wanna eat that
you don't want some chicken nutguts?
are you sure?
do you know what's in the gut of nuts???
not sure I want to 😂
I won't tell you then
but it probably goes well with your anus burger
🤣
I'd apply for this job
..........
are they selling the shits?
get paid to take a shit
what?
well, why would they pay you for that unless they're also gonna make money off it somehow
I DON’T KNOW 🤣
so
why are you sending me these things?
cause they're making me laugh
that’s good 🧡
😂
okay, that one got me
😁
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Good advice for life, too
what are you using your tongue for? 🤨
selection making
👅
waggle it left for yes, right for no
what are you selecting?
haha
wouldn't you like to know 😉
I was picturing you licking stuff
I might be licking stuff
👅👅
are you licking me?
yes, sure, why not
buy me a drink first 😉
🍻
👅
and I thought I moved fast 😂
we've known each other YEARS, this is not fast
yeah good point lol
if it makes you happy, you can lick me back
I’d love to lick you
buy me an anus burger first 😉
😩🤣
😆
I've done this before 💀
you have TWO brain cells?
RUDE
😇
just for that I'm gonna find another butt typo for you
gimme a sec
please do
I love the butt typos
haha okay not a butt but
SWEAT tea
sweaty
bleurgh
I get enough sweat in my mouth whenever we fight fires
tragedy
the worst
no one should ever be without cock
for real
OMG I WOULD DIE IF I SENT THIS TYPO
wow
my dad's not THAT bad 😅
🤣
😂
..... hm
nudes of themself, or other people??
themself, I hope!!
you shouldn't be handing out nudes of other people
yeah, but then ... that's kinda ........... incestuous 😬
it's a TYPO eddie 🤣
then why did you justify it??
you asked!
do people really have nudes anyway?
yes
duh
well, I don’t
although if I did
they would be good ones
maybe you should take some
......... why?
I don't have a brother 😉
gross!!?????
🤣
I TOLD YOU
I JUST MEANT
if you think you'd have such good nudes maybe you should prove it
I don’t think it
I would have
prove it
fine
..... are you taking a nude right now?
you'll have to wait a bit while I get the lighting right
I can wait
good
okay, here’s your proof:
img_85 (a perfectly and artistically lit photograph of Eddie, half in light and half in dark. He's biting his lip, bare chested with one broad hand splayed across his abs. The picture cuts at the jut of his hips and it's impossible to say if he's wearing shorts or not)
it’s good, isn’t it?
yeah
yes
because I know about lighting and posing and stuff
yeah
alright, can I put my shirt back on now?
sure
yeah
ty, much obliged
you win
win?
yeah
was I meant to win?
that's the best nude I've ever seen in my life
oh
well, thanks
yw
I was gonna send you one of mine
go on then
but they all kinda suck in comparison
put your tongue out
no
you’re making a selection!
you’ll laugh at me
you HAVE to use your tongue
I won’t laugh
omg
what am I selecting??
a photo to share with me
wait did you mean put my tongue out to help me choose?
not take a pic of me with my tongue out?
yes
lol
OMG 🙈
you can put your tongue out for a pic if you want I guess
NO
👅
i’d rather not
fair enough
okay um, have this one
image_214 (selfie of Buck sitting on the edge of his bed with just a sheet draped over his lap, he's biting his lip)
well, as far as your photos go, that one definitely does not suck
wow what a compliment 😒
yw 😇
what did you want me to say?
🥵🤤
no
haha
obviously not that
it’s fine
I didn’t want you to say anything
… okay then
🤐
..... why, do you think it's hot?
🤐
eddie
🤐
c’mon
I think yours is hot
well, of course it is. I'm in it 😉
whatever
are you upset?
no
are you sure?
why would I be upset?
you just dismissed my joke with a "whatever" instead of joking back
oh
sorry
I think I'm a bit sleep deprived
😅
oh
should I let you go?
are you busy?
no
then no
alright
look man, I’m sorry
for what?
it's just your photo really kinda stunned me
I can't stop looking at it
….. okay?
you’re not bothered?
by what?
by me........ staring at your photo
why would I be bothered?
idk
you've seen me without a shirt on plenty of times
right
never been able to just stare though
.......
and the way your hand is splayed just.....
wait, are you staring at ME?
what the hell did you think I was staring at????
I thought you were just appreciating my selfie skills
oh
no
I mean
… no
amazing selfie skills
for sure
but
it’s the you
I mean
you
I’m looking at you
I mean
you’re looking at me
I kinda wanna lick you
what?
haha just kidding
...........................
autocorrect
.............. are you kidding?
.......... no
huh
wow
that’s new
sorry
you're just so fucking hot
....... I am??
yeah
I mean, you think I am?
I absolutely do
since when?
ummm since I first saw you
wHAT
yeah
right
okay
I mean, back then I just thought I was appreciating you as a human being
but now that I know I'm bi
you know
it makes a lot more sense
I see
I think
I didn't mean to make things awkward
but you literally look like a greek god
😅
my brain is irhekljrwmewkfrf
🤤
okay, there's one thing that confusing me
what?
if you're attracted to me, then why did you say "obviously not" when I reacted to your selfie with 🥵🤤?
I thought you were joking
like
idk
I thought…..
idk
what … if I wasn’t?
joking, I mean
about what?
your selfie
.............
are you saying you do think it's hot??
yes
wow
you think…. I’m hot?
um
yes
so
are you
like
bicurious?
or
something
I’m … something
wow
I thought you were straight
not exactly
okay
so
.… so?
are you interested in me?
like in doing something?
with me
but we don’t have to
if you’re not
it’s fine
what ... what do you mean by "something"
anything
I could be interested in ............. something
if you are
I am
I am interested
okay
do you wanna
like
what are you interested in?
go on a date?
or
we could just have sex
no
I mean ..........
okay nevermind
it’s fine
no wait
I just meant
I don't wanna "just" do anything with you
it’s not just
I don’t know what that means
it’s important
oh
it’s important to me too
......... okay
okay, good
um
best friends forever and always, yeah?
yes
always
okay
so
here’s the thing
I’m in love with you
oh
and it's fine if you don't feel that way
cause we're always gonna be best friends
I just figured
you know
get it out in the open 😅
I’m glad you did
you are?
yes
I’m in love with you
as well
if that’s okay
are you serious?
of course that's okay!
that's better than okay
that’s
I don’t even have words for what it is
yeah, I know what you mean
so um ........... a date would be good
better than good
let’s go on a date then
what do you wanna do?
oh, idk
well, we could get dinner somewhere
I do like dinner
preferably nowhere that sells anus burgers
oh well, in that case forget it
😉
🤣
the only ass I wanna eat is yours....
omg
😳
😏
is this what dating you is like?
probably
is that okay?
I think so
I just wasn’t expecting it
well we can just start with dinner
see how it goes
I’d like that
me too
and if you want me for dessert ... well, maybe that would be okay
I would love you for dessert
hey, Eddie?
yeah baby?
can I come over and kiss you rn?
yes
😍
I love you
omg
wow
I love you too
🥰
I’ll be there in 20
I can’t wait to see you
😘
💋
[time skip]
hey….
😉
do you mean me?
definitely
🍑
I love you baby
I love you too
if you wanna come over, I might let you see some real hot ass
🏃
I’m already on my way 😉
thought you might be