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Episode 1: The Beginning of a New Era - Part 1
*The camera shows an aerial view of the camp, an empty sign is filled in by a sign that says “Camp Disventure”. A girl with black hair and black eyes climbs down the ladder.*
???: That’s better! Did you think the drama was over? This show is back!
???: After the unfortunate events of previous seasons…and some lawsuits…we had to change this show’s name. You know, to avoid problems.
???: Since the previous hosts isn’t able to host it because of those events…they hired me! Kristal!
*The location then changes to a cabin and a picnic table.*
Kristal: And for those of you who don’t know how this show works, I’ll explain it to you.
Kristal: 14 contestants have signed up to spend a couple of weeks here, at this crummy old summer camp. They’ll compete in challenges against each other and then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every couple of days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the boat of losers, and leave this camp for good.
*Then, it transitions to a campfire.*
Kristal: Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies!
Kristal: In the end, only one will be left standing and be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a prize of $1,000,000! And in order to get there, they’re gonna have to face each other and many other things.
*It then transitions to many parts of the camp that have cameras.*
Kristal: Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. And if they tried to vent out their dirty laundry, it’ll be recorded at the outhouse confessional!
*Kristal is now back at the sign that says “Camp Disventure”.*
Kristal: Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here on…
Kristal: Disventure…
Kristal: Camp!
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OPENING:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGvmeCsuxSY
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*Inside a boat, 14 people are currently sitting down.*
*A male with black hair, black eyes, and glasses beams with excitement while the male next to him observes.*
???: Hey.
???: Oh! Hi!
???: Do we know each other? I feel like I’ve seen you before.
???: Maybe on television, I was an intern on a previous season.
???: Oh, maybe that’s it. I watched all the seasons just before I came here.
???: By the way, it’s nice to meet you sir! My name’s Oliver!
~OLIVER~
~THE INTERN~
Oliver: So, what’s your name?
???: I’m Aiden.
~AIDEN~
~THE E-BOY~
Aiden: It’s nice to meet you too, Oliver.
*Meanwhile, next to them is a girl and a guy. The girl has purple hair and black eyes while the boy has green hair and black eyes.*
???: That necklace is amazing. It vibrates like a Libra.
???: You recognized it? Haha, I’m a bit obsessed with these things, what sign are you?
???: Taurus.
???: I knew it! I’m Rosa Maria, nice to meet you.
~ROSA MARIA~
~THE TEEN MOM~
???: I’m Kai, I find it calming to share a space with someone who emits such good energy.
~KAI~
~THE ZEN GUY~
Kai: I can almost feel it in the air.
*Across from them, a female with brown hair and cyan eyes starts to complain.*
???: Speaking of air, why is there no air conditioning in this low-budget boat?! I’m fed up!
???: Ma’am calm down, it looks like you’re having a bad time with menopause.
???: Oh, shut it sir! Who are you talking to a lady like that?!
???: Whatever, classic Karen always complaining.
???: My name isn’t Karen, it’s Karol! Now shut up!
~KAROL~
~THE BOSSY WOMAN~
*The male with brown hair and black eyes next to them laughs.*
???: I have to tweet this!
*The girl next to him with blonde hair and grey eyes taps him.*
???: Excuse me sir, that shouldn’t be taken as a joke.
???: Don’t worry, my fans love when I post these!
???: …I wasn’t talking to you…I was talking to-
???: Actually, now that we’re talking. Do you mind following me? You can follow me @ JamesCDOfficial. If you want to know my actual name, I’m James.
~JAMES~
~THE INFLUENCER~
???: And I’m Lake…
~LAKE~
~THE PRODIGY~
Lake: Anyways…
*Lake then looks at the man with the bowl cut.*
Lake: Excuse me sir. That shouldn’t be taken as a joke.
???: What joke?
*Suddenly, the boat comes to a stop in the middle of the ocean.*
Marcus: Attention everyone, Nina has an important message for all of you.
*Marcus suddenly points to his puppet, Nina.*
Nina: Attention campers, the boat has broken down so I decided to call the host. She says that in order to make it to the camp, you must swim your way to the shore. If you don’t make it! You’ll drown and die!
*Two campers look at each other in confusion as Nina finishes talking.*
Nina: So you better know how to swim, morons!
Marcus: Nina! That’s no way to talk to strangers!
*Lake walks up to Marcus*
Lake: Sir…have you considered seeing a psychiatrist?
Oliver: Let’s go!
*One by one, the contestants hop off the boat and swim in the ocean to the shore.*
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*Meanwhile, on the shore, Kristal is on the phone.*
Kristal: Yes dad, I know exactly what to do. You don’t have to keep reminding me.
???: …
Kristal: Well, that’s for me to decide.
???: …
Kristal: I don’t care! I was selected for this job because no one wanted YOU hosting this show! So don’t tell me what to do because I don’t want to end up like you! Bye!
*Kristal hangs up.*
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*Back at the ocean, the contestants are swimming to the shore. A female with black hair and gray eyes is swimming. A male with blue eyes and black hair catches up to her.*
???: Hey, it seems that no one wanted to be by our side, haha.
???: I’m used to it.
???: That’s fair, I don’t usually hang out with that many people. Not because I don’t like it but, I prefer to spend my time on things I’m passionate about.
???: Okay. I really don’t like it.
???: Sorry…am I bothering you?
???: No, you seem calm. Very extroverted people are the ones I don’t like.
???: I’m Hunter, nice to meet you.
~HUNTER~
~THE PLAYER~
???: Okay.
Hunter: …
???: …
Hunter: And you…?
???: Oh, excuse me, I’m Tess.
~TESS~
~THE ASOCIAL~
Hunter: Anyways, I think we should continue going. We don’t want to be one of the last ones.
Tess: Right.
– – –
[HUNTER]
Hunter: It was kind of awkward trying to talk to Tess, but I think I like her.
Hunter: Also, although it’s not my thing, I have to try socializing a little. You know, if I can get people to like me, they wouldn’t want to vote me out.
– – –
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*Lake is currently swimming alone and joined by two other girls. One is Rosa Maria while the other is a female with brown hair, green eyes, and glasses.*
Lake: Oh hello!
Rosa Maria: Hi! You seem to be alone so I thought you needed some company!
Lake: Oh…thank you.
???: Yeah, from what I’ve seen from you. You seem to be really nice!
Lake: Well, since you two are keeping me company! You seem to be very nice people.
Lake: So what are your names?
Rosa Maria: I’m Rosa Maria!
???: I’m Ally, it’s very nice to meet you!
~ALLY~
~THE GAMER GIRL~
Lake: Very nice to meet you both!
Rosa Maria: C’mon, let’s all swim to the shore together!
Ally: Alright! Race ya there!
*Ally swims ahead of Rosa Maria and Lake.*
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*Meanwhile, Oliver is currently trying not to drown as a female with ginger hair and black eyes helps him out.*
Oliver: T-thank you so-
*Oliver then notices the girl.*
Oliver: AH! A giant!
???: D-do you not want my help…?
Oliver: …
Oliver: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Oliver swims in the other direction as the ginger haired female is confused.*
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*Meanwhile, Aiden and James are swimming with two other people.*
???: That’s how I reached a million followers on Instagram with my choreographies!
James: Wow! How come I didn’t know you?!
???: Right, what’s your name?
???: Clearly, you guys haven’t heard the name Yul yet. That’s me.
~YUL~
~THE KOREAN DANCER~
Yul: And to answer your questions. I’m popular in Korea but not so much on this side of the world. That’s why I liked to come here, to go unnoticed.
James: I hope that during these weeks I can reach a million followers on TikTok.
???: I think I should pay more attention to my social media, maybe that’s why I haven’t gotten a big role in a movie.
Aiden: Oh yeah, I’ve seen your face in movies before!
Aiden: …Who are you?
???: *sigh* I’m Riya, it’s nice to meet you all…
~RIYA~
~THE BOLLYWOOD ACTRESS~
Aiden: Anyways…you guys are super popular! I’m starting to get annoyed with my 200 followers on Instagram, haha.
James: Don’t worry, once we get to shore, I will take a photo of us and upload it! I’m sure my followers will love you!
– – –
[JAMES]
James: I am one of the most popular TikTok influencers! You can find me @ JamesCDOfficial! I love you all, I will do everything you tell me out there.
– – –
*Suddenly, a grown man with grey hair and blue eyes catches up to them.*
???: Hello friends! I hear you’re talking about your social networks, how about following me on MySpace?
James: Sir, no one’s used MySpace for two decades.
Aiden: What is MySpace?
Yul: Ew! Bye!
*Yul then swims faster than everyone else.*
Aiden: Well, there goes Yul...that was his name, right?
Riya: I think so.
James: Can you do us a big favor and leave us alone?
???: Oh...sorry…
*The grown man stops as the other three continue to swim. Karol swims past.*
Karol: You should behave like someone your age!
???: How do you know my age?
Karol: It’s obvious! Now c’mon, we’re falling behind.
???: Aren’t you a little bossy?
Karol: Excuse me?!
???: You remind the youth of a Karen, is your name Karen?
Karol: No! It’s Karol! Who are you to assume MY name?!
???: I’m Connor, this isn’t fun to interact with someone like you.
~CONNOR~
~THE ADULESCENT~
Karol: Whatever! Now start swimming!
*Connor and Karol start to swim as Karol bumps into a ginger haired female, the same female who tried to help Oliver.*
???: Ow!
*Connor stops.*
Connor: Hey, are you okay?
???: No…she was pretty mean…
Connor: It’s okay! She’s like those Karen’s you see on the internet, haha.
???: Thank you…what’s your name?
Connor: Connor, it’s nice to meet ya!
???: I’m Maggy…
~MAGGY~
~THE BULLIED GIRL~
Connor: Nice name! By the way Maggy, do you have a social network? You can follow me on MySpace!
Maggy: No thank you…I don’t use MySpace…I don’t think it’s been used for decades…
*Maggy swims ahead of Connor but Connor picks himself back up to continue swimming.*
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*Yul finally arrives on shore.*
Yul: Finally! The first one on the-
Yul: …What the?!
*Yul then notices Kai chilling on a rock.*
Yul: …How are you NOT wet?!
Kai: Hm? I used a shortcut.
*Just then, Hunter and Tess come out of the water.*
Hunter: Wow, Tess! You swim fast, I wasn’t expecting that.
Tess: Whatever.
*Ally then comes out of the water.*
Ally: Alright! It seems as if others are on the shore…wonder where Rosa and Lake are.
*Yul, Kai, Hunter, Tess, and Ally turn around to see Riya come out of the ocean. She pulls Connor out of the water.*
Riya: Made it! *huff puff* Onto the shore!
Connor: Woohoo! We did great y’all!
Yul: …This guy again? He’s cringe.
*Kristal then walks up to the shore.*
Kristal: Welcome campers! It seems as if seven of you have made it to shore.
Ally: Yeah…but there were 14 of us. I’m waiting for Rosa and Lake to get here.
Kristal: Well, we can just have Marcus and Nina pick them up on the boat.
Tess: Um, excuse me? The puppet said that the boat broke down.
Kristal: She was lying. Anywho, it looks like the teams have assembled.
Riya: Teams? What are you talking about?
Yul: I thought it was everyone for themselves.
Kristal: And you’re wrong! I think you’ve never seen a reality TV show before.
*The other 7 finally catch up.*
Lake: Alright, c’mon let’s-
Kristal: You seven stay in the water.
James: But…aren’t we all supposed to make it on to the shore?
Kristal: Nope! This was a team-forming exercise. Anyways, it’s time to announce the teams!
Kristal: For those on shore, which are Kai, Yul, Hunter, Tess, Ally, Riya, and Connor, you all are team A! Known officially as the Angry Condors!
*The team logo of the Angry Condors appears as the team members glare at each other.*
Kristal: That means the ones in the water, which are, Aiden, James, Rosa Maria, Lake, Oliver, Maggy, and Karol, you all are team B! Known officially as the Radioactive Sharks!
*The team logo of the Radioactive Sharks appears as the team members glare at each other.*
Aiden: Is there a reason you picked…sharks of all things?
Kristal: Do you want to be known as the Radioactive Buffalos?
Aiden: …Sharks it is!
Ally: *gasp* Ohmygosh! Your father must be-
Kristal: No one cares who my father is! I’m Kristal and I will be the host of this show!
Kristal: Alright, all of you can dry off and head to your cabins. The Sharks’ path to their cabin is to my right and the Condors’ path to their cabin is to my left.
Karol: Are you seriously going to make us all sleep in the same cabin?! What happened to privacy for a lady?!
James: It’s 2023, those barriers are in the past.
Kristal: Today’s your first day and I see that you are all worn out, especially for being in the water for so long. So you’ll have it off, I’ll see you tomorrow morning for your first challenge.
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*Everyone is now dried off and out of the water. With the Angry Condors, Yul, Riya, Hunter, Tess, and Kai sit on the steps of the cabin.*
Riya: I would like to learn more about you, you’re very young and you’ve achieved so many of your goals. How did you do it?
Yul: When I was 15, my friends and I were fans of music. We asked our school if we could do it for the talent show, and they agreed to it. Of course, we did exceptionally well! The school invited our parents and one parent recorded it, and the video went viral! Since then, I haven’t stopped receiving phone calls to be part of important choreographies.
Hunter: Wow, hasn’t fame weighed you down?
Yul: Sometimes, a little, but I love the benefits it brings. My family and I now have a personal maid instead of doing all the dirty work ourselves! She’s very cool.
Tess: If you have fame and money, what are you even doing here?
Yul: My manager thinks that participating in a reality show and being seen hanging out with average people can improve my public image.
Yul: I haven’t been seen in public for a year due to some…personal situations so my fame has died down a bit…I even lost support since I don’t keep in touch with all of my fans.
Hunter: Isn’t that rude to not interact with all your fans?
Yul: Well, Saesangs AREN’T fans, they’re disgusting.
Kai: Dude, it’s not cool to call a fan disgusting.
Yul: Well…you don’t understand what a saesang is. Either way, my fans see me as disrespectful for not contacting them.
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*Inside the cabin, Connor walks up to Ally who is playing a video game on her Nintendo Switch.*
Connor: Hey, whatcha doin’?
Ally: Playing video games, do you want to?
*Ally then lends Connor her Switch.*
Connor: Sure!
*Connor then takes the Switch, he then looks around in confusion on what to do. He then presses a button.*
Ally: Oh no!
Connor: What?
Ally: You deleted the save file for the last few levels.
Connor: Oh, I’m sorry! Let me fix it!
*Connor then rips the Switch in half while trying to fix it.*
Connor: I’m so sorry!
*Ally then facepalms.*
– – –
[ALLY: ANGRY CONDORS]
Ally: Luckily, I brought another one! I have already had many bad experiences taking only one on trips.
– – –
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*Meanwhile, with the Sharks, Aiden and James are sitting down at a table.*
James: As a fan of the shows, do you know any of the social media handles of participants of previous seasons?
Aiden: I follow a few…I think Tom and Jake are the most popular.
James: Oh? And why is that?
Aiden: They're a couple and you know...people like that. I think they're still posting stuff constantly.
James: Hm…I see.
*James then hugs Aiden.*
James: I hope we are the most popular this season, haha.
Aiden: Anyway…I don’t really care about that.
James: I know, who cares right? No one, hehe…
*Aiden and James then flinch hearing a noise from the cabins.*
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*It turns out the noise is Karol being a Karen again.*
Karol: This place is unbelievably horrible! These sheets look like they haven’t been washed in months!
Oliver: That’s because they haven’t been washed in months…
Karol: Who is in charge of this camp?! Some urgent changes are needed!
*Karol then walks off to everyone’s relief.*
Maggy: Thank goodness…I’m glad she’s gone…
Rosa Maria: Me too, haha. I don’t think I want to deal with her Karen-type complaining.
Rosa Maria: Anyways, Lake, do you want to go to the dining room for some dinner? I’d rather go now before the night.
Lake: Okay! I’ll go with you.
*Lake and Rosa Maria pass by Maggy while heading towards the door.*
Maggy: H-hey…can I join?
Rosa Maria: Of course you can!
Maggy: T-thank you…
*Lake, Rosa Maria, and Maggy exit the cabins and head to the dining hall.*
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*The trio of girls arrive at the dining hall and encounter Marcus and Nina.*
Rosa Maria: Hey, what’s for dinner today?
Nina: I made delicious pumpkin bread. I hope you enjoy it cause it could be…YOUR LAST.
*Maggy and Lake flinch at the statement while Rosa Maria laughs.*
Rosa Maria: Hahaha! You’re so funny sir!
Marcus: What are you talking about?
Maggy: W-what she means is…nevermind.
*Maggy, Lake, and Rosa Maria grab their food and sit at a table.*
Rosa Maria: Well, both of you, tell me a little bit about yourselves, where are you from?
Maggy: I’m from Canada, I’m 18 years old. I don’t usually do these things around people…
Lake: I’m from Germany, I’m 18 years old, I’m the youngest of my siblings. I could say that I come from a somewhat talented family.
Lake: My mother is a well known violinist and my father is a respected nuclear chemist.
Rosa Maria: Wow! With such amazing parents, you must be just as amazing!
Maggy: Yeah…I’ve heard about them before. They are very talented.
Lake: I’m not THAT amazing, haha. Sometimes I write but it’s just a hobby.
Lake: My parents say that my obligation is to study and get perfect scores to maintain my family’s reputation, I came to this show because I wanted to have a different experience before they send me to boarding school next year.
Rosa Maria: Damn, your parents don’t seem to be a fan of fun stuff. If you ever need any type of support, come to Maggy and I, we’ll be there for you.
Maggy: Mhm!
Lake: Thank you!
*Lake then tears the bread in three.*
Lake: Do you guys want some of my bread? If I ate it all, it would exceed my daily calorie count. Don’t worry, it’s an even amount for the three of us.
Rosa Maria: No problem!
Maggy: Thanks for the bread!
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[ROSA MARIA: RADIOACTIVE SHARKS]
Rosa Maria: That definitely wasn’t an even amount of bread but I’m not going to make Lake uncomfortable. There’s something strange about her, I’ll try to be her friend and find out what happens.
– – –
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*The night comes by as it is now the next morning. The contestants are all together standing by their respective teams with Kristal.*
Kristal: Good morning, campers! Welcome to your first challenge!
Karol: Good morning? GOOD MORNING?! We couldn’t sleep well at all! This place sucks! Who is your manager?! I need to talk to him right now!
Kristal: Excuse me but I’m the manager and I’m in charge.
Kristal: *sigh* You are competing for a million dollars so you have two options, accept everything as it is or leave the camp right now.
Karol: Whatever!
Yul: I have a concern, the other team has an advantage.
Kristal: Advantage in what?
Yul: They have an ogre, it’s obvious that they’re going to win all the strength challenges.
James: Hahahaha!
Kai: By hurting one’s spirit, you will hurt the spirit of your fans.
Yul: No one watches this show anymore, so who cares? Either way, if they are, no one really cares about my life anymore since I’ve been out of the spotlight for a year.
Kristal: I will not allow any more useless interruptions!
Kristal: *ahem* I will explain your challenge for today. We will have a relay race! This is how it will work,
*The scene then shifts to an explanation of the challenge.*
Kristal: Each team has a flag of their color here on the beach. At my signal, three members must take the flag and get on a boat where the first stage will start.
Kristal: When they reach the marked area, they must pass the flag to two other members of the team that will continue by driving ATV's.
Kristal: When they reach the next marked area, they will give the flag to another member who will continue by bicycle.
Kristal: Finally, they will pass it to the last member who will run to the finish line. The first team to get their flag to the finish line wins the challenge!
*The scene shifts back.*
Kristal: You all have five minutes to decide who will do what part and get to your positions.
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*The Angry Condors then huddle.*
Yul: Alright, let’s make this clear. I think Hunter, Tess, and I should drive the boats.
Riya: Eh? Are you sure? I don’t know if they are pretty talented with it…
Hunter: Don’t worry, I know how to work a boat…I just wanna make sure if Tess is up for being in a group with us.
Ally: If she doesn’t want to, I’ll take her place.
Tess: Whatever.
Yul: Then it settled! Now, Kai and Connor should be on the ATV’s.
Kai: Fine by me.
Connor: Absolutely, dude! I can drive those things!
Yul: Ugh…
Yul: Then Ally is on the bike and Riya ends it off.
Riya: Great! I’m pretty fast when it comes to things like this…even in heels.
Ally: I mean, I know how to ride a bike so that’s fine.
Yul: Good! We’re all okay with our positions! I’m not taking any objections!
– – –
[YUL: ANGRY CONDORS]
Yul: I had to take charge! These people don’t even know what’ll hit them from me! I need them to gain my trust and then, I’ll pick em’ off one by one! It’s the strategy of the game. Besides, I’ve done tons of leadership roles before.
– – –
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*Meanwhile, the Radioactive Sharks do the same thing.*
Lake: Alright, I think it’s best if we all decide who’s going to be the best at what.
Lake: Rosa, Maggy, and I should start it off. Unless somebody else wants too…
Rosa Maria: I think we’ll be fine! It’s nice if we all work together.
James: Lake, I suggest that me and Aiden should go after you two! He seems like a good person to work with since he’s seen all of the seasons.
Aiden: Thanks...I guess?
Lake: Alright, since you guys agree. I assume you two can take the ATV’s.
Lake: Oliver, Karol, do any of you want to do the bike?
Oliver: Well, I want to do the running! I wanna show the world that I’m more than just an intern!
Lake: Okay, then Karol can take the bike!
Karol: I don’t wanna be using a bike! I need to run, I’m more athletic than you kids! Besides, that bike looks rusty! I don’t wanna put my butt on bacteria!
Lake: Ugh…
Aiden: Listen Karol, we don’t have time for this. You’re gonna have to take the bike and let Oliver finish, okay? Besides, our five minutes are almost up.
Karol: Fine! But if we lose, I’m blaming all of you!
*Lake and Aiden look at each other in concern. Lake facepalms as Aiden rolls his eyes.*
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*The scene is transitioned to all three areas as Kristal narrates who is doing what part.*
Kristal: At the boats, the Sharks have Rosa Maria, Lake, and Maggy against the Condors’ Hunter, Tess, and Yul.
Kristal: In the ATV’s, the Sharks have Aiden and James versus the Condors’ Connor and Kai.
Kristal: Karol represents the Sharks for the bikes while Ally represents the Condors.
Kristal: At the end, in the foot race we have Oliver for the Sharks and Riya for the Condors.
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*The scene then transitions back to Kristal with an air horn.*
Kristal: This challenge starts…
Kristal: NOW!
*Kristal blows the air horn as a signal for both teams to start.*
TO BE CONTINUED…
CONTESTANTS REMAINING: 14
STILL IN GAME: AIDEN, ALLY, CONNOR, HUNTER, JAMES, KAI, KAROL, LAKE, MAGGY, OLIVER, RIYA, ROSA MARIA, TESS, YUL
ELIMINATED: N/A