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"Hey, Fives, look! Boobies!!!"
Jesse was prancing around in the barrack without his shirt on. Bare chested for the whole GAR to see while certainly showing off his oh so very mighty pecs. Or at least in his mind they were all high and mighty. The pecs that is.
"Yeah? Ya call those boobies?"
Fives never the one to shy away from any challenge, foolish or not, quickly tore off his own top. The visual of his body perhaps a slightly broader and fuller torso that of Jesse’s. At least if one was to look really, really carefully up close. Perhaps measure it even?
Jesse squinted his eyes, staring at the naked top of Fives' for a long spell, not rally seeing it.
"Nah., it's the same as mine! Smaller maybe?”
"No way! Look! Look closer, mine are clearly bigger than yours. Just, look will ya!"
Fives jiggled his boobies for Jesse, trying to impress the other ARC. Alas no such luck!
Jesse was simply shaking his head, amused and glad he was still, the winner. (Maybe not?)
"Nah, mine are bigger than yours, Fives!"
"No way, na-ha! We need... someone impartial here to judge!”
Fives glanced around the area, nobody volunteering to participate in the mini hooters show the two were putting on. The mini as in the size of either trooper’s boobs.
"Kix?"
"Go screw yourselves!"
Kix was not in a good mood, clearly, the two having bothered the medic enough for one day.
"Anyone else?"
"Anyone?"
The two kept on jiggling their clone boobies trying to get anyone's attention.
No such luck!
Just then, Echo walked in. Deep in his datapad reading the latest reg manuals but of course.
Fives and Jesse exchanged knowing glances, smirks forming and then, they both hollered loud as hell:
"ECHOOOOO!!!"
Scaring the arriving ARC, making Echo almost jump up in the air, pee his pantaloons and almost dropping his datapad in the process too!
Fives and Jesse already by Echo's side, with their bare boobies in his face.
"What the kark you two???"
Jesse and Fives giggled and wiggled their boobies in front of Echo.
"Get those boobs away from my face!"
Echo tried to cover his eyes alas it was for nought. Only eliciting further shenanigans from the other two ARCs seeing Echo being bothered by their antics.
"Oh come on Echo, we need a referee here!”
"Yeah, Echs, just check out our boobs and make the judgement call - which of us is bigger?”
Echo rolled his eyes, sighing rather theatrically. Realising he would not be left in peace with his datapad if he did not do what was asked of him.
"Fine!"
Echo took a real close look, checking each set of boobs twice over.
Taking a step back, his hand on his chin, he pretended to be thinking about the boobs of his fellow ARCs.
And then, the verdict:
"Yeah, no."
"Yeah no wot?"
"Neither."
"Neither wot?"
"Neither is bigger. You're both pretty average size."
"Na-ha!"
“Yes-ha!"
"Can't be!"
"It's like I said. Deal with it! You asked for my opinion and you got it."
"Oh come on Echs, is gotta be mine, right!?! We’re twinsies!” Fives wiggled his boobies again.
"Nope."
Jesse and Fives both stared at Echo in disbelief. Glaring more likely.
"Wot?"
"Come on Echo, you’ve gotta make the call!!!”
Echo sighed even more heavily, rolling his eyes.
And then, Echo did the unexpected move.
He put his datapad down, before... slowly, teasingly, he wiggled his way out of his top.
Jesse and Fives simply stood there, flabbergasted. Staring at Echo, his chest to be more precise as Echo stood there, showing off his torso. His pecs, his, royal boobies.
Just then, Kix walked by, letting out a loud whistle, nodding and pointing at Echo.
"Now those, are Real Boobies!"