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1. Spandex poisoning MIPS style by silvarahh

   Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Mar 2025

   Tags

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   • Sephiroth/Cloud Strife
   • Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII)
   • Cloud Strife
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Humor
   • Cycling
   • Strife's delivery service
   • Sephiroth is Obsessed with Cloud Strife
   • BAMF Cloud Strife
   • middle-aged man in lycra
   • spandex as a love language
   • Bicycles
   • Fluff
   • Dick Jokes
   • Age Difference
   • Sephiroth in spandex

   Summary

   Cloud Strife, 25, is just an average bicycle delivery guy in Midgar who dreams of an e-cargo bike. Everything changes when he starts bumping into a silver-haired mamil (middle-aged man in lycra), who has the best gear, the fanciest over-the-top fixie, and wears the most outrageously sinful and tight spandex cycling outfit.

   Featuring dense delivery twink Cloud and his mamil stalker Sephiroth in spandex.

   (Fanart link in the comments!)

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