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1. you thought this would be easy (honey, where's the fun in that?) by onlythingbetterthanhairspray

   Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   13 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Elphaba Thropp/Galinda Upland
   • Elphaba Thropp
   • Galinda Upland
   • Boq (The Wicked Years)
   • Fiyero Tigelaar
   • Madame Morrible
   • Nessarose Thropp
   • part three of the Traitors AU
   • The Traitors (TV)
   • Reality TV AU
   • Modern Oz au
   • AU where The Wizard is just a politician and nothing nefarious is happening
   • Gelphie
   • Lesbian Galinda Upland
   • Bisexual Elphaba Thropp
   • Established Relationship

   Summary

   Her one saving grace is Elphaba. Elphaba, who texts her photos of particularly hilarious historical sketches of Animals drawn by artists who had never seen an Animal before. Elphaba, who calls her every Wednesday when she walks home alone from the Shiz library late at night because she knows Galinda worries. Elphaba, who Galinda hasn’t seen in person since that night in the hotel two months ago.

   ...

   aka returning to the real world post-reality tv

   (SPOILERS for the Gelphie Traitors AU if you haven't read part one!)

   Series

   • Part 3 of a game of treachery and deceit

   Language:

   English

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   16,366

   Chapters:

   5/?

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