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Kyoko🔍🍜
•probably the most well thought out of any of them, and also the least affectionate.
•she deeply cares for you in a sort of detached way, always wanting to help you but seeing no need in psychical contact. She’s just fond of you.
•not above hurting anyone to protect you, but is so careful in hiding any evidence of it that you’d never find out.
•really, you wouldn’t even interact with her all that much, never giving her a second glance.
•she’d always be there, though. Watching from the shadows.
•she might have doubts, thinking it’s a little creepy, but justifies it on the basis that she’s keeping you safe.
•if murder was too risky in disposing your enemies, she takes careful steps in all but ruining their lives.
•she’d put a lot of trust into you doing the right thing, but if ever she disagrees with your life style she might carefully try to steer you in a different direction.
•if she gets too attached, she might actually befriend you.
•you would be a little suspicious of her, being she wouldn’t share any information about herself, but you’d have no reason to distrust her otherwise. She was very kind to you.
•you wouldn’t know you had a stalker, just that your friends had been distant lately and more and more people were becoming missing.
•so, you’d always glance over the shoulder on late nights walking home.
•you didn’t need to, though. Kyoko was always there, watching over you.
Byakuya👑
•an asshole. Of course, he always an asshole.
•thinks very lowly of you, much like he does with everyone, but in your case he thinks it’s cute how pitiful you are.
•if everyone else is dirt under his shoe, you’re more like his dog.
•very little respect for you or your view points, if you speak up in conversation he’ll probably just bully you or make you shut up all together.
•wouldn’t be hard for him to trick you into doing whatever he pleases
•in fact, would easily just steal you away and keep you in his room, as if you were his property.
•coming from immense wealth, his family wouldn’t have a problem in covering up any of his misdeeds.
•so really, there was no escaping this situation.
•unlike the other yanderes, who are very concerned with your health, he more or less doesn’t care what happens to you.
•he’s attached, yes, and would hate if you died, but anyone can feel free to shove you down the stairs. He can admit, it’s tempting considering how pathetic you look crying.
•really, you’re just amusing to him.
•would get jealous if your attention went towards someone else, not that itd be very easy considering you can’t leave his room.
•Byakuya doesn’t get his hands dirty, and if he were to want someone dead he’d just hire someone else to do it.
•but again, there wouldn’t be a reason to since he planned everything perfectly.
Sayaka🎤🫧⭐️
•childhood best friend, similar to Makatos situation.
•super sweet, immediate to cling to you
•wherever you go, she won’t be far to follow! She’s absolutely insistent on doing anything and everything with you.
•stuck to your side basically, sometimes to your discomfort, but you’re sure she means well.
•can be rather touchy, always finding an excuse to grab your hand.
•it’s not long before she asks you out, you might even be the one to ask her out instead.
•either way, you’re surprised such a famous idol has any interest in dating you.
•but she shuts down those thoughts quick, constantly showering you in compliments and making sure you know your worth.
•all about dedication, she would rope you into learning new hobbies and achieving your best self. Kinda taka coded, they’d work well together.
•intense fear of being forgotten, keeps all her friends very close and is constantly scared they’ll try to leave her.
•if you’re out of her eyesight for even a moment she’ll go mad and start frantically searching for you.
•Sayaka is generally kind hearted, but as seen in hopes peak isn’t above murder and wouldn’t be afraid to do anything to achieve her goals.
•she’s just determined….
Leon⚾️🎸🧷
•Stupid. Complete idiot, running on pure adrenaline.
•Stupidstupdistupid!
•definitely starts out as a silly schoolboy crush
•maybe you like similar bands, or have an interest in music that he admires, or maybe you’re just pretty to him and he likes watching you from across the class.
•he’d try to talk to you here and there, but would always fumble attempts at flirting.
•Leon is rather lazy, so he wouldn’t ever put that much of an effort into connecting with you on a personal level. At most itd be pathetic, desperate attempts at getting your attention.
•he eventually gets the courage to ask you out, doing something corny like bringing roses.
•you might accept, seeing a cute, nervous punk dude at your doorstep and being charmed.
•in which case he’d pump a fist, say something stupid like “let’s go!” And pull you into a tight hug.
•you wouldn’t be able to keep him off you after that, always following behind you with that toothy, dorky grin.
•a little too quick to say I love you, and a little to quick to already start suggesting marriage.
•gets attached quickly.
•more likely, though, you’d politely decline his offer since you didn’t really know the guy.
•his heart would shatter instantaneously, but he’d keep the cool guy thing going and try not to let it show.
•he’d get really pushy after that, asking you out in different more elaborate ways, until eventually you broke and accepted.
•if you still didn’t, he’d get super pissy and start treating you badly because of it.
•he’d scoff anytime he’d pass you, maybe even stick a leg out to trip you.
•resentful and petty, but he still adored you deep down.
•his real breaking point would be seeing you date someone else.
•he’d break down into hysterics, taking an old bat and beating their brains in.
•he didn’t plan it out well, didn’t even give it a second thought, smashed their head in with a wobbly, delirious smile.
•of course, once everything started coming back to him, he’d panic and quickly try to dispose of any evidence.
•not that he’d be very good at it.
cough cough 11037 cough cough
•if you were at the scene of the crime, he’d start begging for your forgiveness, towering over you with shaky ragged breaths.
•you’d be terrified, giving in for the sake of keeping your life.
•not that he’d ever hurt you, but you didn’t know that.
•you’d basically be “dating” at that point, and he’d treat it as if you were just a regular couple, happy-go-lucky and carefree.
•as if you weren’t only there because he had a gun to your head.
•or yknow, a bat.
Kiyotaka📚📋🫡
•similar to byakuya in that he sees you as inferior, but less in a malicious way and more in an upper classman way.
•you need his guidance! He is determined to help you through school, or heck, really any situation he deems you unfit for.
•hes constantly watching over you, you rarely get a moment to yourself at school.
•will have study dates with you, which basically amount to him helping you through homework in demeaning ways.
•if he realizes you’re having trouble with a concept, he’ll stare at you intently until you ask for his help.
•and the way he explains things to you is like one might with a dog or toddler.
•it’s like doing homework with your dad, you always end up red faced and crying by the end.
•he may realize how embarrassing and degrading it is, but he deems it a necessary step in coaching you through life.
•you need his help! He knows better.
•definitely delusional in his act, wouldn’t continue if he didn’t see it morally justified.
•eventually he decides helping you through school work isn’t enough, and makes sure he is by your side 24/7.
•this mean helping you through menial tasks like brushing you teeth or feeding you.
•you hate it.
•but, either your wrapped up in his delusion and think too that you fully need his guidance in life, or you do try to fight back in which he uses his position of power to his advantage.
•your education is basically fried if you disobey him, being that the teachers believe anything he tells them. He wouldn’t actually get you suspended, but he’d wave the threat above your head anytime you acted up.
•would sob at any hesitancy on your side, Takas very emotional and if you try to escape him he’ll not only be mad but he’ll be weeping.
•not even to intentionally guilt trip you, the guys just that high strung.
•of course, being friends with Taka means being friends with nobody else.
•not just because most people dislike him and he is constantly by your side, but he also sees everyone unfit to be your friend.
•they were hindering you! They were bad influences!
•whatever excuse he could make up to keep you to himself, basically.
•wouldn’t murder or kidnap, obviously, it’s Taka, but would do some creepy things under the guise of “helping you”
•IE; feeling the need to watch you sleep at night.
•gotta be sleeping right! Get your posture in check!
•you always wake up with your back hurting! Maybe if he holds you, he can show you the correct position.
Mondo🧈🐯🥊
•Would start rather tsundere
•you’d be getting mugged in a alleyway on the way home, and his gang would drive past and spot you
•of course, he’d feel a moral duty to protect you, and seeing them was warning enough for any run-of-the-mill pickpocket
•Mondo turned to his bike to drive off, but you sprang up and hugged him.
•his lackeys laughed around him, but he stilled ,frozen shocked at the embrace.
•something changed in him, it pissed him off how butterflies formed in his stomach.
•ever since then, he’d follow you home to make sure you got back safely.
•he never got too close, hardly even talked to you— despite his tough guy persona, he was very emotional and easy to fluster.
•eventually he’d, in his words, man the fuck up and ask you out.
•if you’d say yes, he’d brush it off and act like he didn’t care, but on the inside he’d be giddier than ever.
•if you said no, however, he’d freak the fuck out.
•overcompensating for the embarrassment he felt, he’d blow up in your face and scream down at your shaking form.
•he’d never lay a hand on you, especially if you’re a girl, but he was such an intimidating figure that his screeching did the trick.
•if you still didn’t let up? He’d probably just grab you then and there, run off with you over his shoulder kicking and crying.
•he didn’t really want to admit he liked you in a crush sense, it was intimate in a way that made him feel weak.
•so instead he acted like a protector, and only really got touchy behind closed doors.
•you couldn’t call for help from others, being he’d always talk over you or talk for you in any social situation.
•always standing behind you, he scared off most people who wanted to interact with you anyways.
•you have to be extra wary around the guy, one wrong move would piss him off to no end.
•but, at the end of the day he’s a softy and wouldn’t go too far once he saw your scared expression.
•when he first met you he saw that same expression at the hands of the mugger, the one he swore to protect you from. Now, he was the one causing that fear.
•that terrified him.
•so, even if a spur of the moment could cause him to lash out, he’d never be intentionally malicious towards you.
•sitting next to him became a trap, he’d always find someway to have his arms around you.
•you might struggle, but he’d just squeeze tighter and there really was no reason in trying to over power the ultimate biker gang leader.
Chihiro💻🐇
•More of a manipulator than he’d like to admit.
•his shyness isn’t completely faux, but he might cry a little harder, pout a little more if it gets you to do what he wants.
•similar to Sayaka in that wolf in sheep’s clothing way.
•even so, he’s significantly softer than the others and would never resort to hurting anyone.
•would begin as a close friend, then slowly but surely get the courage to ask you out.
•and of course you’d say yes, being close and seeing no reason why he’d cause any harm.
•Chihiro would grow jealous of your friends, but would keep a straight face and deal with precaution.
•at first, he might approach them and politely ask them to stay away.
•If they didn’t comply, he’d convince you to cut contact with anyone too close, he’d convince you to stay home more often than not.
•you would trust his word, him always being so benevolent, and if you were wary he would keep pushing until you did.
•he didn’t see a need in kidnapping you, it would only break the innocent persona you still believed him to be.
•others might notice him being overly possessive, but their warnings would go over your head.
•he isn’t “possessive” he’s just a little clingy! It’s just a cute trait of his!
•if alter ego were to carry on his affections, things might get messier.
•the computer wouldn’t have the same precautions in mind, and would do anything to help his master in the goal of courting you.
•Chihiro would usually put an end to these schemes with a stern, small pointed finger—but if ever he busy you’d have to deal with the programs inane attempts at trapping you.
•generally, though, the Lolita would be a lesser of evils. A soft yandere, gentle and always extremely kind and servile towards you.
•the scariest he ever gets is in his stoicness, or eerie smiles in the face of insane situations.
•you never saw past his cutesy persona, but it would always bug you how calm he was about the issues you did see.
•you’d argue over something, and he’d just laugh softly, that still smile never leaving his face.
Celestia🃏♟️🌹
•Mastermind manipulator.
•would think you are delightfully cute, but disturbingly naive in a way she feels she needs to protect.
•and, in order to do so, needs to convince you in anyway possible to stay close and trust her.
•unlike Byakuya and Taka, though, she wouldn’t look down on you.
•in fact, she’d respect you immensely.
•despite tricking you into her clutches, she’d share secrets with you she hadn’t with anyone else, or anyone to come.
•at first, you were intimidated by her intelligence and felt inferior in comparison, but she had a way of always validating you that made you feel smarter, a way of lifting you up.
•really, she was quite sweet.
•she just didn’t it like when things didn’t go her way.
•only then would she grow cold and distant towards you.
•and if you did something to really bruise her ego, she’d snap and hurl insults your way.
•she wasn’t above psychical violence, either, not that it’d go farther than something like a slap or flick to the forehead.
•if you gave into her wishes, she’d flip like a switch right back into her sweet, deceitful facade.
•would often grab your wrist and drag you around wherever she decided, giggling sweetly at your protests.
•Her grip would leave bruises on your wrists, but she would always apologize and fuss over wrapping them in bandages.
•obviously a pro murder gal, especially in cases of someone who hurts you or dampens your relationship.
•she acts with utmost restraint, though, and wouldn’t kill someone simply because they hurt your feelings. Calculative in her schemes.
•would be the only one to use nicknames like “darling” and “dearest”.
•I usually dislike those but I think it’s really in character for her specifically.
Toko/Genocide Jill✂️✒️📖
•would hate you at first.
•tsundere but like, to the max.
•she’d call you stupid, she’d assume your kindness was a ruse and that you were just making fun of her anytime you complimented her.
•no one could be that nice, you must be a fake! She knows she’s ugly, you don’t have to lie!
•but you weren’t. It took a bit of persistence for her to believe you, but once she realized she valued you over anyone else.
•if you were jabby and rude to her, she might lust after you, but only true kindness would have her falling head over heels.
•she’d still act very coldly towards you, just less so than the others.
•again, tsundere. Instead of getting mad at how fake she thought your kindness was, she’d get mad at how it made her face red.
•she’d tease you a lot, but if anyone else was rude to you she’d lose it and berate them for being worthless trash.
•a sort of “no one’s mean to them except me!”
•if you’re a girl, big internalized homophobia.
•it’d be like “I like yuri…but I’m not gay or anything!”
“You look really cute… b-but I’m not g-gay!”
•not above violence, though it’d mostly amount to slap fights and maybe biting if she was extra
•in fact, she’d probably spending most of her time grabbing and shoving you.
•a brat, basically.
•would start seeing you as above everyone else, someone to be protected from pervert scum.
•so she wouldn’t let you near anyone.
•would never actually make dating you official,
but you basically knew she liked you in that way with how affectionate she was.
•can’t say “I love you” for the life of her, though. She can say “I’d kill someone for you”, and that’s basically the same thing, right?
•not actually huge on murder, but she might resort to it in a moment of desperation.
•even the littlest things could dampen her ego, so she’d constantly need your approval.
(Even though she’d go baka!! n shit when you did lol)
•when it comes to Genocide Jill, though? It gets waaaay worse.
•obviously she’s not against murder lol, and would be way more calculative in killing.
•she doesn’t murder people she hates though, she kills almost exclusively people that she thinks are hot, for.. freaky purposes.
•meaning you’d be the target.
•Toko would try to keep her from coming out, but sometimes she couldn’t keep control and you’d get chased until she inevitably turned back.
•would generally be a pervert towards you and constantly hang the threat of killing you above you head.
•so ….. living hell.
•Toko hates this and sees her other personality as disgusting, her rival in the way of you.
•wants nothing more than her gone, and is in a constant paranoia of her coming out when she least expects it.
•when she finally comes back, she holds you tight and apologizes a million times, perhaps getting rather possessive and demanding to know if she touched you.
•if she ever does? Toko will lose it.
•not much she can do about it tho lol
Aoi 🍩and Sakura🥋 (DO NOT SEPERATE!!!!!)
•often bought together, do not seperate!
•I can’t imagine them not dating, so they’d prolly ask you to join the polycule trademark
•would start out already dating each other, both being your mutual friend, and unlike the other freaks proceeding this would ask you out regularly lol
•you probably wouldn’t decline, but if you did they would be immensely heartbroken but not murderous.
•neither are okay with murder, in fact sakura is vehemently against it despite her appearance.
•she’s all for beating up a guy that mistreated you, but Sakuras a gentle giant and would never resort to killing.
•and of course Hinas a sweetie and couldn’t stomach that kind of thing.
•However, she would be the one to convince Sakura to teach anyone that messed with you a lesson.
•she could beat them to a pulp, but she has standards and doesn’t leave them too bruised.
•Hina might also try to convince Sakura to go after you when you decline their confession, but she wouldn’t go through with it.
•Hinas never malicious, shes just kinda stupid. She wants what’s best for you, and that should be dating her and Sakura!
•probably the least yandere of them all, they both just really intensely care about your health and safety.
•both big on quality time and love to see you happy.
•would also love to watch you eat! Sakura loves to cook for you, and Aoi likes feeding you all lovey—dovey like.
•both practically smother you in affection, Hina always need to hug or kiss you and Sakura holding you both at night.
Junko🎀🛍️🎰
(Not villian Junko, this is removed from hopes peak context—so everyday Juno)
•would definitely start out as a bully.
•think stereotypical mean girl, pushing you against lockers and sticking gum in your hair.
•it was obvious she liked you though, in that she’d give special attention to you specifically.
•people took notice to her always targeting you, thinking she must’ve just really hated you.
•loved to get a reaction out of you, especially one of anger. She thought it was cute.
•if you were absent one day from school, she’d grab you by the collar and demand to know where you had been.
•not really the type to bully someone by beating them up, and would mostly just tease you.
•eventually, though, your relationship would mellow out into something more of a friendship.
•she’d take you shopping, buying you all kinds of expensive clothes and dressing you up like a doll.
•”you’re so pretty, but your clothes are frumpy as hell. Here, I’ll help you look amazing!”
•”O.M.G. You are totes adorable! I knew that dress would suit you!”
•like Toko, wouldn’t end up officially dating you.
•she’d kiss you on the lips, and then be like “bestie goals!”
•definitely a little crazy, but not murder crazy.
•does disapprove of your friends, but at most just shit talks them.
•if someone were to be mean towards you, or even flirt with you, she’d have no trouble in beating the shit out of them.
•and if that hospitalizes them, kills them, not her problem.
Makoto🍀
•sweet, puppy dog of a boy.
•the least likely to do anything yandere, very level headed.
•at most I think he’d get a little jealous of your other friends, worrying you don’t like him as much due to his self proclaimed average-ness.
•you’d reassure him you love him the most, but he’d have a bit of an inferiority complex. Think toko but less extreme.
•generally pretty needy though
•I can imagine him and kyoko working in tandem, kyoko being the one behind all the plans and neagi being the more affectionate towards you.
•similar to Sayaka would worry when you were gone, but not as intensely.
•and not for a fear of being forgotten either, he’s just a worrier.
•scared sad wet little cat
•overall just a sweetie who gets a little more protective than the average joe