GodHelpMePl3ase
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Exactly as the title says. Tags will be updated when they have to I hope I'm doing tags right
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Sometimes looking around a room can land on someone pretty.
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Have some tea. Also I'm not good at titles Sloth came up with the Shrek title thingy.
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Cringe. That's what this is.
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You royally pissed someone off because you were receiving anonymous hate emails for the past fifteen years. How incredibly petty and...entertaining. At first, you decided to ignore them but as their hate comments got increasingly creative, the more you couldn't help but add oil to the burning, passionate flame of their hatred towards you.
Until one day, the mysterious anonymous hater (probably) accidentally revealed themselves to be the one and only TV demon, an Overlord and CEO of everything technological and modern.
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26 Nov 2025
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JEW BOX
Kyle stopped and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, he forgot about the pencil and dragged the box out from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty. He crouched over it on his knees, and he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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21 Oct 2025
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Mike never anticipated his thirteen year old daughter winning a contest to see her favorite band in concert would lead to him starting a secret relationship with his daughter’s celebrity crush, but life surprises you like that.
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31 Jan 2025
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“You want to create dolls in my image?” He hadn’t expected it, sure Mammon had done it to the people before him but they didn’t exactly look like him, and Mammon was so set on people being perfect.
“Yeah, you’re the winner and people are already crazy about ya. Plus, you’re already half metal anyway!” Mammon laughed and picked up a bag of popcorn that was brought in by a little imp, who fled the room as fast as she entered.
“And you want Asmodeus to produce them?"- Language:
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13 Nov 2023
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And if I Fall for You (Remember to Catch Me) by RodimusPrime036
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games)
19 May 2021
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HAHA SIMPS. THEY'RE SIMPS. NERRDS HAHA .
Cloudstriker meets Mithrax. Mithrax meets Cloudstriker. Dat's it, the whole plot. (I mean, minus some denial and a little bit of simping, as a treat)
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19 Oct 2021