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Cable and Deadpool ate at a French bistro. their daughters smiled and hugged for 30 minutes straight while Cablepool looked lovingly into each other's eyes. it was a Wednesday afternoon, and although Ellie and Hope had missed an entire day of school so that their fathers could be Gay, they were fine. they were learning about things such as not to eat gum off the street, and that lying to teachers makes everything better.
what a good afternoon.