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    Optimus Prime drives Jazz insane by refusing to die. Jazz drives Optimus Prime insane by refusing to explain whether he sleeps in a maintenance duct or not.

    They become best friends.

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    26 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    A story about shuttles, elevators and trains.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    At the climax of the battle of Mission City, the AllSpark is pushed into Megatron's chest -- and instead of killing him, it does what it was made for.

    It transforms.

    After millennia of slow descent into madness brought by programming corruption, the Lord Protector Megatron finds his mind suddenly restored, but the memory of what he's done cannot be washed away. With the war brought to a violent halt, both Autobots and Decepticons must learn to coexist if they want to reunite their civilisation and restore their dying world.

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    21 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    Jazz acts weird around Prowl's doorwings, and Prowl is determined to figure out why.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Prowl, widowed consort of King Tarantulas of Polyhex, finds himself making a humiliating bargain with his bonded’s assassin and successor in order to save his own life and that of his sparkling. King Jazz, meanwhile, is looking forward to helping Prowl get back to his normal life and away from courtesan politics… not that he asked Prowl about it first.

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    The One Where Prowl's the Royal Mistress And Is Plotting Jazz's Downfall

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    The Protestant Reformation AU no one asked for.

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    24 Sep 2025