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Stan is laying on his bed, extremely bored when suddenly he hears his doorbell ringing from downstairs
Stan suddenly sits up from his bed and runs downstairs to open his front door. Once he does open his front door he sees his 3 friends; Kyle, Kenny and Cartman waiting for him on his front porch
Oh finally! You took so long! Kyle says to Stan, rolling his eye's about how long he took
What? I didn't even take that long! Stan argues with Kyle
Suddenly Cartman chimes in, pretty annoyed at Stan Dude you literally took like, 6 minutes! Slow ass...
Yeah it's going to get dark soon! I even reinflated the basketball and everything! Kyle holds up the new basketball that they were going to use
You forgot we were going to play basketball today didn't you? Kenny says sounding pretty muffled under his parka hood
Well yeah kinda... Stan responds with disappointment that he forgot
Well the suns about to go down so we should probably fight about this later...come on the basketball courts not far from here! Kyle says enthusiastically
But- he- Kyle! Cartman says angrily that he didn't get mad at Stan
No time! We only have a few hours! Kyle say's running off towards the basketball court
Well you heard him! Come on! Stan says happily as he follows Kyle, and soon Kenny also follows him
Ugh whatever! You guys know I can't run fast! Cartman follows him trying to catch up, but is pretty slow
They quickly run to the basketball court trying to save daylight, and they finally get there.
They come onto the court out of breath from running
Oh fuck- god! I can't- breathe- cartman says completely out of breath
Ugh you'll be fine... Kyle responds annoying but also slightly out of breath
Did we really have to run that fast?! We still have like...2 hours left! Stan says panting and whipping sweat off his face
Kenny finally arrives and quickly takes off his parka, very sweaty Dude why did you run so fast?!
You guys really need to work out sometime! Kyle sits down on a bench close to them, and pulls out a fancy, expensive, new water bottle and starts quickly drinking from it
Stan sits next to Kyle, still slightly panting Whoa that looks really expensive...where did you get it...?
Oh this? I don't actually know...my mom got it for me! Kyle responds to Stan
Uh could I have some? Stan says very thirsty
Oh lemme get some to! Cartman reaches out his hand
Me to! Kenny adds
G-guys I don't think I have enough for all of you! Kyle says not wanting to give all this drink away
What do you even have? Fruit punch? Apple juice? Mountain Dew? Cartman says getting happy
No water! I think... Kyle says
You think? What's that supposed to mean? Stan say's questioning Kyle
Well I never filled it with anything, like I said, my mom did! But...I'm guessing it's water. Kyle says assuming what his mom put in bottle
Ohhh what if she put poison in it! Cartman says teasingly
What if she put beer in it...? Kenny says guessing what's inside
No! She wouldn't do anything like that! Kyle says annoyed at their guesses
But what if she did? You never know who a person is until you see the REAL them! Stan says trying to warn Kyle
Dude you might want to check...just in case! Kenny says agreeing with Stan
Fine! But I'm only doing it JUST IN CASE! My mom isn't evil or mean, just to be clear! Kyle says angrily, as Cartman starts to giggle at his anger
Go on Kyle! Prove your mom wasn't trying to poison you! Cartman says mockingly to him
Watch me! Kyle quickly opens his water bottle, expecting to see normal water but instead sees something that makes him gasp in surprise
W-what is that...? Stan say's surprised at what he's seeing
Cartman looks down into the metal water bottle and sees normal water but, there are 1 inch humans swimming in the water like a normal pool, there being 5 of the tiny humans like a family
Dude...is that- Cartman gets cut off by Stan
Tiny little humans! Look! Stan squeals happily, finding the 1 inch people cute
What are they doing in there...? Kenny says looking down at the tiny humans, who don't seem to notice the 4 giants looming over their "pool"
Sooo can we eat them? Kill them? Cartman says wondering the tiny human's purpose
More importantly, why the hell are tiny...things..in my bottle?! HOW are they in my bottle?! Why are they...?! Kyle says freaking out that tiny humans have appeared in his water bottle
Oh can we keep them...? Like as pets? Stan says
We should give these things to scientist guys and get rich! Kenny responds
Or we could just get rid of them...! But a pet doesn't sound so bad... Cartman says
No! We can't hurt them OR keep them! We have to tell someone about this! This could be a scientific breakthrough! This could be REVOLUTIONARY! Kyle says thinking of the future
Cartman snatches Kyles bottle Or we could scare them!
Hey! Give it back! Kyle tries to take the bottle back but Cartman just shoves him back and holds it out of his reach
Stay back! I'm just playing! Cartman yells at Kyle as he tries to look into the bottle, while trying to keep Kyle away from it
Meanwhile inside the bottle the 1 inch tiny people are swaying inside like a hurricane, as Cartman and Kyle fighting over it is shaking it a lot, making it waves form and the water to become dangerous for the tiny humans. They scream and yell in fear as they realize what is going on inside and outside the bottle, and they try to swim to the sides of the bottle to try and have a chance at escaping but instead they are just dragging back to the center, where they struggle to swim with the harsh waters.
Meanwhile outside the bottle Cartman and Kyle are still fighting over the bottle
GIVE IT BACK FATASS! Kyle yells angrily at Cartman and shoves him, causing him to fall down and spill the bottle
Well look what you did! Now we BOTH don't get what we want! Cartman crosses his arms and pouts
I guess the world will never get to see tiny people... Stan sighs in disappointment