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GC: 118 Sans Cap (snitches get stitches) (Buck, Chimney, Eddie, Hen, Ravi)
Buck: guys
Buck: peppa pig is pregnant
Chimney: Incorrect
Buck: ??? no rly
*Buck sent an attachment*
Chimney: Incorrect with picture proof, your lack of intelligence astounds me
Buck: ur so mean to me chim
Buck: I’m literally your brother
Chimney: Incorrect
Hen: OKAAAAAY
Hen: as fun as this is I’m gonna need you both to stop
Hen: But he’s right, Buckaroo. Peppa is the baby of that family. She is not pregnant
Buck: YOU KNOW WAHT I MEANT
Buck: Peppa’s MOTHER is pregnant
Buck: jfc
Eddie: Why is my phone blowing up
Eddie: Oh
Eddie: Buck I told you yesterday to phrase these things better
Buck: 🙄
Buck: anyway
Buck: i wanted to say that the news of this made me very upset
Eddie: And why is that?
Chimney: yes, pray tell not-brother, why a fake cartoon pig’s pregnancy is weighing so heavily on you
Buck: theyre having a baby before me ):
Hen: What
Chimney: what
Eddie: What??
Ravi: excuse me
Buck: peppa is PREGNANT before ME
Ravi: YOU CANNOT BIOLOGICALLY GET PREGNANT
Buck: so u hate me and want me to kms
Eddie: Chill out
Buck: 🥺
Hen: Ravi has a point
Hen: And since when were you suddenly so concerned with your biological clock
Buck: i have my reasons
Buck: none of them involve Maddie
Hen: I…wasn’t going to assume as much, but now I’m curious
Private messaging between Buck and Chimney
Chimney: HEY
Chimney: You are on THIN ICE Buckley
Buck: SORRY I PANICD
Buck: idk how to fix it without making it worse
Buck: help
Buck: chim?
Buck: NOW MADDIE IS CALLING ME I HATE U
Private messaging between Maddie and Buck
One missed call
One missed call
Maddie: EVAN BUCKLEY
Buck: *has notifications silenced*
Maddie: Oh for fucks sake
Sent quietly
Notify anyway?
Maddie: Yes notify anyway BUCK GET BACK HERE
Buck: don’t be mad
GC: 118 Sans Cap (snitches get stitches)
Chimney has added Maddie to the conversation
Maddie: Since SOMEONE can’t keep secrets (who isn’t my husband for once)
Chimney: ouch
Maddie: Yes, everyone. I’m pregnant. Jee is going to be a big sister and Buck is going to be an uncle again from his early grave
Buck: 😦
Hen: CONGRATS!!!
Ravi: omg queen
Ravi: another prince or princess Buckley-Han incoming
Ravi: loading as we speak
Eddie: I’m very happy for you, Maddie. If you need help burying Buck I’ve got a new shovel
Buck: 😰
Private messaging between Hen and Eddie
Hen: have you told him yet
Eddie: Did I tell who what
Hen: Did you tell BUCK about why you ended up with a new SHOVEL
Eddie: Oh
Eddie: It’s really not that big of a deal
Hen: You tried to go to a gay bar for the first time by yourself and ended up at a home improvement store buying something ‘manly’ to ‘clean up the yard’
Eddie: I needed a new shovel!
Hen: Right.
Hen: Needed it more than your first club outing since the priest incident?
Eddie: I made it inside
Eddie: I just happened to notice all the fire hazards and it made me uncomfortable
Eddie: No other reason
Hen: Tell Buck please, or I’ll use the shovel on YOU
Private messaging between Buck and Eddie
Buck: would u get me pregnant if i asked
Eddie: it’s 3 in the fucking morning
Eddie: as much as I would love to defy biology, Buck, it can’t happen
Buck: ☹️
Eddie: Don’t pout, you know it’s true
Eddie: That’s not to say you couldn’t be a donor again
Buck: NO
Buck: it’s not the same
Buck: would i be a good mom
*incoming call from Eddie*
*call ended at 4:36am*
Buck: thank u for not laughing at me
Eddie: I just wish you would have said something before, it’s normal to feel this way with Maddie and Chimney welcoming baby # 2
Buck: ik i just
Buck: it makes me feel selfish
Buck: bc i AM so fucking happy for them
Buck: but i feel like im running out of time
Eddie: You’re not selfish and you are most definitely not running out of time.
Eddie: But you do need some sleep, Buck. Call me before our shift, okay?
Buck: can i just come over first thing instead
Buck: ill drive us to work
Eddie: Of course. I’ll see you in the morning, then.
Buck: ok love you thank you
Read 4:47am
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GC: 118 A Shift
Ravi: i can’t wait till we get a new probie i fucking hate ur coffee orders
Bobby: Unless someone decides to take their leave from the 118, the chief is not currently approving new hires — Bobby Nash
Ravi: fuck my life
Eddie: Buck asked for a chocolate croissant
Eddie: If you haven’t left the coffee place yet
Ravi: and why cant buckley ask me himself
Ravi: he has hands
Eddie: He’s currently driving us to the station, I’m not letting him text and drive!!
Ravi: gay
Hen: Gay
Chimney: idk what’s going on but when Buck and Eddie are involved sure
Chimney: gay
Bobby: Am I allowed to join in on this? - Bobby Nash
Ravi: ofc
Bobby: Gay. - Bobby Nash
Eddie: this is from Buck: 🪓🪓🪓🪓
Ravi: im absolutely trembling, what’s the big bad bisexual gonna do to me
Buck: ill end you
Ravi: look at the road before u end Eddie
Private messaging between Eddie and Buck
Eddie: Janitor closet by the bunks in ten minutes
Buck: wait what
Buck: why
Buck: what did i do
Buck: is this bc of the whole ‘i chased Ravi around the roof w a folding chair’ thing because he had it coming
Eddie: One, we’ll discuss later about how that’s NOT the way to approach things and two, no it isn’t about that
Eddie: Please just meet me there
Eddie: I’m crawling out of my skin and Hen won’t stop staring at me
Buck: idk what hen’s got to do w things but what the hell, sure
Buck: 10 min
GC: anti Buddie (Chimney, Hen, Ravi, Maddie)
Chimney: homotrons 1 and 2 just disappeared
Maddie: Who is teaching you these terms
Ravi: guilty
Ravi: we had a crash course so he could ‘bond properly’ with the youths
Hen: Chimney please don’t hang out with youths
Hen: and please tell me you saw where they went, I’ve been keeping my eye on Eddie all shift
Maddie: Wait, why?
Hen: He’s been acting weird
Hen: more than usual
Hen: and now he’s with Buck somewhere private and I’m NOSY
Ravi: i got u
Read at 7:29pm
Ravi: THE TEEEAAAAA
Ravi: THE TEA IS SCALDING HELLO
Ravi: where tf is everyone i thought we were excited about this
Ravi: ill use the q word
Chimney: do NOT
Maddie: We’re here, what happened
Ravi: ok so i figured the roof was too easy so i went snooping in the bunks
Hen: Are you sure it isn't because you now have Buck related roof trauma?
Ravi: shut tf up
Ravi: im getting him back for that, no one touch my nachoes in the fridge
Ravi: ik that bitch will steal them and he'll learn his lesson
Chimney: Fair
Chimney: also if you did find them in the bunks PLEASE end it there, I don't want details
Ravi: no no no no no
Ravi: nothing like that
Ravi: well
Ravi: somethin like that
Ravi: but not really?
Hen: SPIT IT OUT
Ravi: when i couldn’t find them in the bunks i took the long way back and heard commotion
Ravi: in a closet
Chimney: there’s a joke in there somewhere
Hen: hehe
Maddie: Hush, you two!
Maddie: Please go on, Ravi
Ravi: well, people of the jury
Ravi: i didn’t hear talking
Ravi: but there was moaning
Maddie: WHAAAAAAAT
Hen: 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Chimney: I’m so lost
Chimney: why would they be moaning
Chimney: OOHHHHHHH
Ravi: maddie i told u to let chimney have the brain cell at least once a day
Hen: 💀
Private messaging between Buck and Eddie
Buck: so
Eddie: So
Buck: are you going to change my name in ur phone to ‘Shovel’ now?
Eddie: Oh fuck off