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can't we all just be friends?

Summary:

the younger characters from squid game in a group chat, except they're all in high school and some of them really like to start arguments... a little bit too much.

Notes:

-my first fic!!!!!

-mi-na is the only one who is out of character, everyone else is pretty normal

Chapter 1: can't we all just be friends?

Chapter Text

(March 9th, 2:38 PM)

 

thanos created a group chat

 

thanos named the group chat alcoholics anonymous”

 

se-mi: why am i here

 

mi-na: omg its the friend group

 

myung-gi: alcoholics anonymous is crazy😭😭

 

min-su: hi guys!

 

mi-na: hiiiii!

 

nam-gyu: lmao what is the group chat name..

 

thanos: i made a gc🔥

 

se-mi: no reallyyyyy i didn’t notice

 

min-su: 😭😭

 

thanos: bruh why u pressed

 

se-mi: respectfully kill urself

 

mi-na: oh!

 

jun-hee: woah there

 

thanos: why are you always so mad fucking lesbian bitch

 

myung-gi: oh thats crazy

 

se-mi: at least i’m not a fucking drug addict who has nothing for his future

 

myung-gi: d1 crashout

 

mi-na: oh damn

 

nam-gyu: CLOCKED💔

 

thanos: WOWWWW OK KYS

 

se-mi named the group chat

“thanos hate club”

 

thanos: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS

 

jun-hee: what is happening

 

thanos: everyone hates me for some reason 💔💔

 

mi-na: it’s ok thanos i don’t hate you!

 

nam-gyu: the dickriding is crazy

 

myung-gi: LMAOOO😭

 

thanos: guys stfu mi-na is better than you all 🖕

 

mi-na: how am i dickriding🙏

 

se-mi: ok guys..😭

 

nam-gyu: hop off thanos’s dick bitch

 

mi-na: WDYM

 

myung-gi: lowkeyyy i agree

 

se-mi: AHAHHAHAAH

 

thanos: um WHAT

 

mi-na: says you always clinging to him like a fucking lost dog

 

nam-gyu: UH SINCE WHEN

 

mi-na: SINCE FOREVER?

 

min-su: can you guys go one second without arguing

 

nam-gyu:  no actually we can't

 

thanos: just can’t get the ladies off of me

 

se-mi: get out..

 

jun-hee: LMAAOOOOOAO

 

mi-na: at least i’m honest nam-gyu you’re the one who always lies abt not being gay

 

myung-gi: i fear this is hilarious

 

se-mi: same i love it

 

jun-hee: real😭

 

nam-gyu: WHAT IM NOT GAY.

 

mi-na: see? lying

 

nam-gyu: bitch go jump off a building

 

myung-gi: ohh damn

 

mi-na: if it means i’ll never have to see you again then gladly

 

myung-gi: OHHH DAMNN

 

min-su: guys can’t we all just be friends! 💞

 

jun-hee: i wish😞

 

myung-gi: probably not

 

nam-gyu: once mi-na is out of the friend group then we can be happy

 

mi-na: no way it would be so much better without you

 

thanos: alright guys break it up😭

 

nam-gyu: at least i don’t try to fuck every guy i meet

 

mi-na: i hope you overdose fucking addict

 

nam-gyu: SHUT UP BITCH

 

min-su: hey so like thats too far

 

mi-na: its never too far because everything i say goes right through him

 

nam-gyu: what is that supposed to mean

 

mi-na: its means you’re fucking stupid

 

nam-gyu: …

 

se-mi: this is entertaining

 

myung-gi: guys lets all have peace with each other💔

 

nam-gyu: ok fine but only bc i’m too lazy to type

 

mi-na: same

 

thanos: what can i say the ladies love me

 

se-mi: STOP SAYING THAT

 

nam-gyu: especially mi-na

 

mi-na: I DON’T??

 

jun-hee: i thought you two agreed to stop arguing..

 

nam-gyu: ok ok last time i swear 🙏

 

myung-gi: lmaoooo😭😭

 

 

Chapter 2: meet me at spencer’s

Summary:

the group goes to the mall to celebrate their “passing” math test grades!!!!

Notes:

yayyy the second chapter is out!! i hope u enjoy it 🔥🔥

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

thanos hate club

(March 13th, 4:28 PM)

 

thanos: did you guys have to take a test in math bc that was actually insane

 

mi-na: yea😭

 

jun-hee: yes i’m literally crying..

 

myung-gi: lmao i didn’t because i’m in advanced math🔥

 

se-mi: STFU.

 

min-su: me too i’m in advanced!

 

mi-na: i’m not surprised lmao

 

jun-hee: what did you guys get on it?

 

nam-gyu: umm…💔

 

thanos: nam-gyu got 54% LMAO

 

nam-gyu: OK STFU AT LEAST I DIDN’T GET 25% LIKE U

 

thanos: I HATE YOU.

 

se-mi: 25 is crazyyyy😭😭🙏

 

myung-gi: god you guys are stupid

 

mi-na: i’m not i got 80💔

 

thanos: what how

 

nam-gyu: that’s pretty bad

 

mi-na: UM HELLO YOU GOT 54??

 

nam-gyu: ITS BAD FOR A SMARTASS LIKE YOU

 

se-mi: lmaoo😭

 

mi-na: OK DUMBASS

 

myung-gi: AHAAHAHA

 

min-su: alright pack it up guys..

 

nam-gyu: 🖕🖕

 

thanos: what did you get jun-hee and se-mi

 

jun-hee: like 64% 😞

 

nam-gyu: real💔

 

se-mi: i got 72😭

 

mi-na: well thats not really bad bc the test was super hard

 

myung-gi: no thats really bad

 

se-mi: i know stop..

 

jun-hee: SAYS THE ONE WHO GOT 80%

 

mi-na: ok but still😭

 

nam-gyu: guysss i’m actually so bored rn

 

se-mi: same..

 

jun-hee: real currently still recovering from that test💔

 

thanos: ME TOO😞

 

mi-na: can we go to the mall

 

jun-hee: OMG YESSS

 

thanos: i’m lowkey broke tho💔

 

se-mi: LMAO

 

nam-gyu: its ok thanos i’ll give you some money 🤞

 

mi-na: stop infesting the group chat with your gayness nam-gyu

 

nam-gyu: stop infesting the group chat with HIV bitch

 

mi-na: WHAT.

 

myung-gi: OMG IM CRYING LMAOO😭

 

thanos: i giggled

 

se-mi: AHAHAA OML😭🙏🙏

 

min-su: wow thats insane

 

jun-hee: nam-gyu you have no filter😭

 

mi-na: i hate you omg die junkie

 

nam-gyu: no one likes you

 

mi-na: alright stfu fag

 

se-mi: LMAO🙏

 

thanos: crazy work😭

 

mi-na: ok whatever do u guys still wanna go to the mall

 

myung-gi: yeah i’ll go

 

jun-hee: yessss i still wanna go

 

se-mi: samee

 

nam-gyu: when do we meet?

 

jun-hee: what about 5:00?

 

thanos: yeah i can do that

 

se-mi: wait min-su can you come?

 

min-su: i just asked my parents said no💔

 

mi-na: aww why???

 

min-su: they’re really strict

 

nam-gyu: okay well i’ll see you guys at 5

 

jun-hee: OKK

 

se-mi: SEE U GUYSS

 

(March 13th, 5:02 PM)

 

myung-gi: guys i’m here where tf are you all

 

jun-hee: im still getting ready😭

 

mi-na: i’m 10 minutes away

 

myung-gi: SERIOUSLY

 

mi-na: IM SORRY🙏

 

thanos: im omw🔥

 

nam-gyu: same i’m with thanos rn

 

mi-na: of course you are

 

nam-gyu: what is that supposed to mean…

 

mi-na: guess dumbass

 

myung-gi: OMG GUYS HURRY TF UP.

 

se-mi: i’m here where are you

 

myung-gi: i’m at spencers 💪

 

jun-hee: i always feel like i’m about to get assaulted whenever i go to that store

 

thanos: BY ME🔥

 

se-mi: STOP.

 

nam-gyu: honestly real

 

mi-na: i’m almost here hang on

 

min-su: mannn i wish i could go💔

 

se-mi: ME TOO I FEEL BAD FOR U

 

min-su: it’s okay maybe next time!

 

se-mi: myung-gi i can’t fucking find u wtf

 

myung-gi: TURN AROUND STUPID I’M BEHIND YOU

 

se-mi: ohhhhh i see u😭

 

nam-gyu: guys we’re here walking to spencers rn

 

myung-gi: ok hurry up bru

 

jun-hee: ok ok i’m omw nowww

 

myung-gi: FINALLY

Notes:

hopefully this chapter wasn’t as bad.. i’ll try and make a better one next time💔

-taking any ideas for the next chapter guysss🙏

Chapter 3: roblox usernames

Summary:

it’s finally the weekend, so the group exchanges their usernames to play roblox!!!

Notes:

sorry this chapter is a little short i’m working on like two things at a time 💔

Chapter Text

thanos hate club

(March 14th, 5:30 PM)

 

jun-hee: yaayaayaay its finally the weekend we made it guys

 

nam-gyu: fr that was the longest week ever wtf

 

se-mi: i fucking didn’t do the history project i didn’t even know we had one WTFFF..

 

thanos: its ok none of that matters bc it’s the weekend now!!!!!

 

mi-na: i didn’t really work hard on it but i still got full credit

 

nam-gyu: probably bc you’re always fucking flirting with the teacher

 

myung-gi: OH MY GOD THATS INSANE

 

thanos: woahhh😭😭

 

mi-na: okay at least i actually go to class instead of skipping to go smoke weed??

 

nam-gyu: HELLO I DONT EVEN SMOKE WEED

 

mi-na: alright…

 

se-mi: my grade dropped to a d minus fml.

 

thanos: i used chatgpt but “it was obvious” so i got 50% NOW MY GRADE IS A FUCKING D

 

nam-gyu: i actually felt like trying so i got full credit on it!!!

 

se-mi: that is very surprising

 

mi-na: ikr??!?!

 

nam-gyu: ….yeah

 

myung-gi: LMAO😭

 

min-su: i don’t wanna go to school on monday

 

jun-hee: bro me too

 

myung-gi: i actually hate school sm

 

nam-gyu: REAL

 

mi-na: i’m so bored rn

 

se-mi: sameee

 

thanks: do u guys wanna play roblox

 

min-su: sure!

 

myung-gi: bet which game

 

nam-gyu: i haven’t played that game in so long

 

se-mi: wait thanos whats ur user i’ll add you

 

thanos: uhhh…

 

nam-gyu: LMAO I KNOW IT

 

se-mi: WHAT IS IT

 

thanos: giant_gaping_buthole230

 

mi-na: IM ACTUALLY CRYING😭

 

se-mi: WTF.

 

jun-hee: i bet he made that username not too long ago

 

mi-na: HELP FR

 

thanos: i made it last year

 

se-mi: LMFAOO 😭

 

nam-gyu: guys whats all ur users i forgot my login…

 

myung-gi: iluv_yourmother333

 

jun-hee: me too bro me too

 

myung-gi: get out i was like 12..

 

jun-hee: mines chappellroanumber1fan

 

se-mi: REALLLL

 

nam-gyu: ew she’s so weird

 

mi-na: NAM-GYU ACTUALLY KYS

 

nam-gyu: WHY SHE’S FUCKING WEIRD

 

thanos: 😭😭

 

mi-na: my username is theyluvvminaa196

 

nam-gyu: ew cringe

 

mi-na: okay and ur an addict

 

thanos: AAHAHAHAHHHA

 

se-mi: THANOS UR AN ADDICT TOO?

 

nam-gyu: WHAT DOES ME BEING AN ADDICT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

 

mi-na: it’s disgusting

 

nam-gyu: i’m not even an addict tho…

 

mi-na: mkayy😟

 

nam-gyu: se-mi what’s yours

 

se-mi: ihate_ga_ypeople380

 

nam-gyu: so u hate yourself

 

thanos: CRYINGGGG

 

jun-hee: HELP ME😭🙏

 

se-mi: yea kinda💔

 

nam-gyu: self love❤️

 

se-mi: gtfo

 

nam-gyu: ok i just need min-su whats your  user

 

min-su: minsu12525

 

nam-gyu: actually that’s the normalest username

 

min-su: yeah😞

 

myung-gi: nam-gyu is ur user justgot_a_lobotomy1244

 

nam-gyu: ahahahaah yes🥰

 

thanos: that’s so real

 

jun-hee: fr

 

myung-gi: you guys should seek mental help

 

min-su: thats exactly what im thinking

 

nam-gyu: honestly i should

 

jun-hee: myung-gi stfu ur user is literally a ur mom joke..

 

myung-gi: THAT DOESNT COUNT I WAS LIKE 12.

 

se-mi: i mean you still made it though

 

mi-na: yeah true

 

myung-gi: ….

 

thanos: alright guys whats game do we play!!

 

mi-na: dress to impress 🥰🙏

 

nam-gyu: ew no thats for girls

 

mi-na: um what

 

se-mi: nam-gyu ur literally gay and i saw u playing it yesterday..

 

nam-gyu: uhh i thought i turned my joins off…

 

mi-na: lmao you just got exposed

 

nam-gyu: SHUT TF UP

 

myung-gi: i’m actually fire at arsenal

 

jun-hee: i’ve never played that before

 

min-su: what about would you rather

 

se-mi: ohhhh i like that game

 

nam-gyu: no its boring

 

mi-na: bro tf do you wanna play then

 

nam-gyu: um idk..

 

mi-na: exactly

 

thanos: ok guys what about epic mini games?

 

myung-gi: i am actually amazing at that game yes

 

min-su: alright that sounds fun

 

mi-na: okayy sure that game’s cool

 

nam-gyu: i loveeee epic minigames

 

jun-hee: fr same lets js play that

 

se-mi: okay then we’re playing epic mini games

 

thanos: OKKK GUYS JOIN ME

 

mi-na: OKAAYYY

Chapter 4: one sided fight

Summary:

some random guy that thanos doesn’t even know wants to fight him because he was staring at his girlfriend!

Notes:

sorry this chapters like really short bc i'm working on a thangyu fic rn so STAY TUNED!!!!👅👅

and also there's like a LITTLE bit of racism but it's a just a joke so don't read this if you can't take a joke💔

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

thanos hate club

(March 17th, 1:21 PM)

 

jun-hee: yayyy it’s finally lunch guys

 

se-mi: fr that felt like forever

 

min-su: where are you guys??

 

myung-gi: i’m in the cafeteria

 

se-mi: bro my class is so far away from the table istg

 

mi-na: same but i don’t see u guys😭

 

nam-gyu: im at our table guys hurry up i look like a loser💔

 

mi-na: but you are a loser

 

nam-gyu: WOWW OK NO IM NOT

 

min-su: i’m heading over to our table

 

se-mi: wait im getting food this lines long asf😞

 

jun-hee: yeah im not waiting in that line..

 

mi-na: wait thanos where are you?

 

myung-gi: what happened to thanos😭

 

thanos: guys this dude wants to fucking fight me

 

se-mi: hello why???🙏🙏

 

thanos: BECAUSE I “LOOKED AT HIS GIRL”

 

jun-hee: WHAT THATS INSANE

 

nam-gyu: AHAAHAAHAHA

 

mi-na: nam-gyu stfu he could actually get rlly hurt.

 

nam-gyu: ooo someones protective over her boyfriend

 

thanos: 😒…

 

mi-na: you’re so annoying

 

nam-gyu: boring

 

myung-gi: ugh he’s probably like mexican i bet

 

se-mi: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN😭

 

mi-na: MYUNG-GI STOP BEING RACIST

 

myung-gi: UM HOW AM I BEING RACIST

 

thanos: how did you know he’s a mexican…

 

myung-gi: i can just sense when they’re near

 

min-su: omg that’s crazy..

 

nam-gyu: LMAOOOO OMG😭🙏🙏

 

se-mi: AHAHAAHA WHAT

 

myung-gi: thanos do you want us to help in the fight?

 

thanos: it would be like a 7v1 and we’ll all get expelled bro😭🙏

 

myung-gi: OH TRUE

 

min-su: i’m not gonna fight anyone but i’ll watch…

 

mi-na: same!

 

nam-gyu: thanos where even are you

 

thanos: next to my english class

 

jun-hee: who even is the person you’re gonna fight

 

thanos: BRO I DONT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME 💔💔

 

se-mi: HELP WHAT???

 

thanos: i zoned out in class and apparently i was “staring at his girl” AND NOW HE WANTS TO FUCKING FIGHT.

 

min-su: new fear unlocked😭

 

myung-gi: LMAAOOO

 

nam-gyu: REAL.

 

mi-na: nam-gyu you’re not gonna be staring at anyones girl bc you’re gay asf

 

nam-gyu: bitch no im not

 

mi-na: ok❤️

 

myung-gi: guys lets meet up where thanos is rn

 

thanos: ughhh i dont wanna fucking fight this guy istg i’m already abt to get expelled

 

jun-hee: its okay just don’t hit first so it will be seen as self defense

 

se-mi: yeah exactly

 

thanos: OK WELL GUYS HURRY TF UP AND GET HERE.

 

jun-hee: IM WALKING THERE RN😭

 

nam-gyu: same💪

 

min-su: yeah i’m omw

 

thanos: ok guys wish me luck💔

 

Notes:

poor thanos he's gotta fight someone that he's never even met before..

new chapter coming out probablyyy monday/tuesday see you guys soon!!

Chapter 5: unfair school system

Summary:

the principal decides thanos' punishment for getting into a fight

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

(March 18th, 4:38 PM)

 

se-mi: thanos why weren't you at school today

 

nam-gyu: it was probably because of the fight

 

mi-na: ohh yeah that's true

 

min-su: that fight was very violent

 

myung-gi: no shit 😭

 

jun-hee: did anyone get a vid??

 

se-mi: i did

 

jun-hee: SEND IT PLS🙏

 

se-mi: ok but dont tell anyone😭

 

mi-na: wait why not

 

nam-gyu: bc u can get suspended too if you send anyone a vid

 

mi-na: oh😭

 

nam-gyu: dumb bitch

 

mi-na: sybau

 

jun-hee: SE-MI SEND THE VIDEO🙏

 

[se-mi sent a video]

 

min-su: omg😭...

 

myung-gi: how did you get such a good view of it

 

se-mi: i stood on a table lmaooo

 

mi-na: thanos actually beat the shit out of that guy

 

nam-gyu: thats what he deserves

 

jun-hee: REAL

 

se-mi: bro thanos respond🙏

 

thanos: oh hey guys

 

nam-gyu: bru where did you go

 

thanos: the office was deciding my punishment 😭

 

myung-gi: are you getting suspended?

 

thanos: bruh yes

 

mi-na: OMG NO FOR HOW LONG?

 

thanos: until monday💔

 

mi-na: i'll miss youuuu🙏

 

nam-gyu: damn get a room i feel like im fucking watching romeo and juliet

 

mi-na: omg whats ur problem are you jealous thanos doesn't like you

 

nam-gyu: jesus christ bitch its 3 fucking days i think you'll live

 

se-mi: LMAOOOO

 

min-su: romeo and juliet😭

 

myung-gi: u guys really just say whats on your mind huh

 

jun-hee: AHHAHAHA EXACTLY

 

nam-gyu: ok but why is the school system so unfair that guy threw the first punch

 

min-su: fr like tell me why only one bathroom break is allowed per quarter

 

se-mi: REAL like unless you want this entire classroom to turn into the red sea then let me go to the bathroom🙏

 

myung-gi: 😭😭

 

jun-hee: realllll omg

 

mi-na: ikr my history teacher never lets me go to the bathroom

 

myung-gi: i actually hate the school system sm

 

jun-hee: same💔

 

se-mi: i actually just hate school in general

 

mi-na: REALLL

Notes:

i feel so famous with my 25 kudos 💪🔥⁉️🤑

ik i say this every time but sorry about the short ass chapter idk what else to write 💔

Chapter 6: maybe we’re all toxic

Notes:

hiiii i’m back.. and yes ik it’s been three months..

i completely forgot abt this fic and i just recently got a comment on here, so i finally worte the new chapter and here it is!

enjoy!💕

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

thanos hate club

 

(July 29th, 7:32 PM)

 

mi-na: se-mi

 

mi-na: you fake ass bitch

 

se-mi: what😭

 

mi-na: oh you know damn well what it is

 

se-mi: hey so like no i don’t

 

mi-na: “she pretends to be sad because she likes the depression”??

 

mi-na: you’re serious???

 

jun-hee: wait mi-na stop

 

se-mi: where tf did you read that?

 

mi-na: i saw ur phone when it was unlocked

 

mi-na: ur not slick talking shit abt me bitch

 

thanos: oh lord🙏

 

nam-gyu: wtfs going on

 

mi-na: and dont act like you’ve never said

 

mi-na: “i like trauma dumping bc its boring to listen to people talk abt themselves”

 

se-mi: and? it’s not like it’s true😭

 

myung-gi: oh nah that’s evil

 

min-su: guys wait this just feels like a misunderstanding!!..

 

mi-na: fuck you se-mi fr

 

se-mi: awww noo i’m so sad

 

se-mi: this has broken my heart!!💔

 

jun-hee: ok can we calm down??

 

thanos: a bit late for that😭

 

nam-gyu: that’s kinda messed up ngl

 

mi-na: oh please don’t act like you care nam-gyu, you said the same thing like two weeks ago

 

nam-gyu: damn bitch yk god forbid i try and be nice for once

 

nam-gyu: well nvm then i’m on se-mi’s side

 

thanos: AHAHAHHAAA

 

nam-gyu: OK AND also i didn’t say that

 

mi-na: ahahh yes tf u did faggot

 

nam-gyu: no i just said u talk a lot not that ur faking depression??

 

myung-gi: ok so apparently everyone’s lying

 

thanos: y’all are snakes😔

 

min-su: guys can we just talk about this peacefully

 

mi-na: not everything needs a fucking peace sign min-su this isn’t kindergarten

 

min-su: well damn…

 

thanos: hah let’s just kick everyone out except for me

 

jun-hee: yeaa i’m gonna leave..

 

(jun-hee left the group chat)

 

nam-gyu: this gc needs to be nuked

 

se-mi: mi-na ur just a manipulative whore who makes everything abt urself

 

mi-na: ok well i’m sorry i’m just better than you?? i can’t control that you’re a dyke who got rejected last year at the dance

 

nam-gyu: ohhh shittt

 

myung-gi: what the fuck…

 

thanos: jesus did ygs rehearse these lines or smth

 

myung-gi: real housewives

 

mi-na: idc who’s on my side after this but if u still wanna talk to se-mi ur getting blocked

 

se-mi: lmao ok then block me first

 

min-su: guys stop fighting i’m gonna go into cardiac arrest

 

thanos: yeah guys… for min-su’s health and well being🙏

 

thanos: actually nvm this is entertaining

 

nam-gyu: LMAO REAL

 

(mi-na left the group chat)

 

se-mi: not her leaving hoping someone will add her back😭🙏

 

myung-gi: this is so toxic omg

 

———

 

working things out

 

(jun-hee added min-su, nam-gyu, thanos, and myung-gi)

 

 

jun-hee: okay new no drama gc guys

 

min-su: thank goddd

 

thanos: the way this is turning into a diplomat😭

 

myung-gi: fr this feels illegal

 

min-su: i have a headache

 

nam-gyu: i miss when we were just alcoholics😔

 

jun-hee: fr bring back alcoholism

 

jun-hee: but we might’ve made things worse by creating another gc

 

nam-gyu: no you messed up.. we’re just here

 

myung-gi: shh jun-hee didn’t do anything its not her fault

 

thanos: simp

 

myung-gi: WHAT NO

 

jun-hee: ok stop. what do we say to them

 

min-su: apologize and tell them we love them!

 

nam-gyu: why are we acting like they died

 

thanos: it feels like they did

 

nam-gyu: oh wow now you’re a poet okay

 

jun-hee: alright nam-gyu you’re being weird

 

nam-gyu: i’m just saying

 

nam-gyu: we don’t need to beg them or anything

 

thanos: yea maybe mi-na just needs some reassurance

 

nam-gyu: oh my goddd why don’t you just marry her then

 

myung-gi: LMFAOOOAO

 

min-su: nam-gyu…

 

nam-gyu: what😭

 

jun-hee: you sound jealous

 

nam-gyu: im not jealous its just pathetic how everyone’s obsessed with her

 

thanos: mi-na is literally not even in here

 

nam-gyu: maybe that’s why u finally care abt her

 

myung-gi: bruh chill

 

min-su: nam-gyu do you wanna talk about it…

 

nam-gyu: ya i wanna talk abt how everyone cares abt mi-na when she tried to make me overdose

 

jun-hee: wait when was that?

 

nam-gyu: ohh idk maybe when she gave me a brownie that had more weed than sugar in it

 

myung-gi: lol i remember that

 

nam-gyu: yea i passed out bruh

 

thanos: well yeah that was outta line and u know it

 

nam-gyu: then why do you care so much about what she thinks?

 

jun-hee: nam-gyu istgggg

 

nam-gyu: i’ll guess thanos is gonna go comfort her next?

 

min-su: this is insane

 

min-su: thanos doesn’t like her like that

 

thanos: thank uuuu brooo

 

jun-hee: ok guys literally what are we doing😭

 

myung-gi: exactly this isn’t fixing anything

 

min-su: i feel like the opposite is happening

 

nam-gyu: wtv i’m not apologizing

 

thanos: oh my lorddddd bro

 

nam-gyu: what now

 

thanos: ur just exhausting sometimes dude

 

nam-gyu: really? well maybe stop staring at mi-na’s tits like they give you fucking life or smth

 

jun-hee: oh..😭

 

min-su: group hug on three..!

 

nam-gyu: don’t touch me

 

min-su: sigh💔

 

jun-hee: we’ll be normal one day

 

thanos: not if nam-gyu doesn’t stop acting like i’m cheating on with with mi-na

 

nam-gyu: bruh i’m not we’re literally not even dating??

 

thanos: thats exactly what i’m saying so stop being dramatic

 

nam-gyu: ok well go fuck yourself ig

 

thanos: will you watch me while i do it?

 

myung-gi: AHAHAH WHAT.

 

nam-gyu: STOP

 

jun-hee: ok i’m so done

 

min-su: me too

 

 

Notes:

omg bro they’re so toxic…

anywayssss i might continue this, if you guys want

thank you all sm for reading and leaving kudos, it means a lot! i hope you enjoyed!🫶🫶

Chapter 7: let’s all hold hands and dance in a circle

Notes:

new chapterrrr! personally i love this one so enjoyyyy

Chapter Text

working things out

 

(August 2nd, 5:41 PM)

 

jun-hee: okay guys someone has to talk to them

 

min-su: are you sure they won’t kill us if we try

 

myung-gi: it’s worth a shot

 

myung-gi: but i’m not doing it

 

jun-hee: real helpful dude

 

thanos: dibs on mi-na she digs me 🔥

 

nam-gyu: u think this is a game

 

jun-hee: okay i can talk to se-mi

 

min-su: thanos you’re in charge of mi-na

 

myung-gi: tbh i fear for what thanos is gonna say

 

jun-hee: thats strangely formal😭

 

myung-gi: stop i didn’t know how else to put that..

 

nam-gyu: ok but same why is he excited

 

thanos: sorry i’m just passionate about hot girls 🫶

 

jun-hee: okay we’ll tell you guys what they said after

 

(chat with se-mi and jun-hee)

 

jun-hee: hey talk to me

 

se-mi: about what exactly

 

jun-hee: you know what it is

 

jun-hee: we’re trying to fix things

 

se-mi: well it’s too late for that. we’re gonna fight

 

jun-hee: bro please

 

jun-hee: it’s just gonna be like how thanos got decked remember?

 

se-mi: umm no thanos won the hell out of that fight

 

jun-hee: okay that’s not the point😭

 

jun-hee: throwing hands with mi-na won’t do anything

 

se-mi: well whatever i need to put that bitch in her place

 

jun-hee: but like imagine mi-na smiling at you on your deathbed

 

se-mi: that’s the dream

 

jun-hee: no se-mi listen.

 

jun-hee: just like.. breathe and talk this through idk

 

se-mi: not when mi-na’s calling me a dyke who got rejected at prom

 

se-mi: am i supposed to make her cookies instead

 

jun-hee: i mean cookies could help…

 

se-mi: bruh be serious

 

jun-hee: i am💔

 

jun-hee: you don’t really wanna fight her right?

 

se-mi: idk maybe i just want someone to be mad on my behalf i guess

 

(chat with thanos and mi-na)

 

thanos: heyyy senorita

 

mi-na: tf do you want

 

thanos: just came to check up on my fav drama queen🔥

 

mi-na: don’t baby me rn you cornball

 

mi-na: i’m not in the mood

 

thanos: jeez ok.. are you still upset or what?

 

mi-na: wtf do you think bro

 

mi-na: and also no i’m fighting her. she deserves ir

 

thanos: damn ruthless

 

mi-na: how? she talks shit and expects everyone to pity her

 

thanos: alright i won’t stop you

 

thanos: but if you do throw fists make sure to record it for me😊

 

mi-na: are you fucking stupid

 

mi-na: how am i supposed to record while im fighting

 

thanos: shitt ur righttt

 

mi-na: dumbass

 

thanos: cmon now you know im your favorite

 

mi-na: i’d rather die

 

thanos: yep i bet you reread our texts smiling

 

mi-na: be quiet before i fight you too

 

thanos: u love it

 

mi-na: stfu you’re so annoying

 

thanos: yet you keep texting me😌

 

working things out

 

(August 2nd, 5:34 PM)

 

jun-hee: se-mi’s fighting and i can’t convince her not to😭

 

min-su: oh no

 

myung-gi: she’s lowkey gonna hit it like a truck

 

jun-hee: she said it’s too late to fix it and she’s kinda spiraling

 

min-su: what are we gonna do if they actually beat each other up

 

myung-gi: uhh watch and film

 

jun-hee: okay can we act like a family for once💕

 

nam-gyu: this family’s dysfunctional as fuck

 

thanos: update from my side 😎

 

(thanos sent 2 screenshots)

 

myung-gi: oh he’s showing receipts lmao😭

 

min-su: thanos texts like he’s in a fanfiction

 

thanos: it’s called rizz

 

jun-hee: no it’s called shut up

 

nam-gyu: wtf why are you talking to her like that bro

 

thanos: like what

 

nam-gyu: like she’s your future wife or some shit

 

thanos: relaxxx its all jokes

 

nam-gyu: well it’s not funny

 

jun-hee: here we go again😭

 

min-su: can we have one more convo thats all i ask

 

myung-gi: nam-gyu its ok to admit you’re jealous

 

nam-gyu: stfu twink

 

myung-gi: BRO

 

nam-gyu: okay whatever you guys do what you want

 

thanos: ur seriously jealous rn fr?😭

 

nam-gyu: jealous of what

 

nam-gyu: delusional

 

myung-gi: jealous of how mi-na is thanos’s babygirl and not yours

 

nam-gyu: oh ok kill yourself

 

thanos: wow now the inner demons are coming out

 

jun-hee: ok table the romantic tension before i throw your phones

 

min-su: i’m praying for world peace atp

 

jun-hee: i’m praying for a lobotomy

 

thanos: praying for you me and namgyu❤️

 

nam-gyu: jump off a bridge

 

myung-gi: let’s not kill each other

 

jun-hee: except se-mi and mi-na

 

myung-gi: exactly

 

nam-gyu: why is it only okay when they do it😔

 

thanos: cause they’re hot

 

nam-gyu: ur saying i’m ugly

 

thanos: no you’re hotter than all of us combined🔥🔥

 

nam-gyu: awe shucks…

 

jun-hee: can the sun just explode already💔

 

min-su: guys please stop i’m genuinely concerned

 

myung-gi: this is why i’m addicted to drugs

 

thanos: twinnnn