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04:53 AM
THE BIG 6
Sua: @everyone guys do you think we're forgetting something
Sua: hyunwoo has lasted WAY too long and i miss my sweet dreamy homophobe
HYUN: sua have you gotten another nightmare
HYUN: i am offended with the way you worded your impression on my dongsaeng
Sua: unfortunately i dreamed of hyunwoo killing me in my sleep....
Sua: im kinda scared of the fact that he can give asphyxiation at any moment
HYUN: no way. i dont believe you
HYUN: you have my permission
Sua has removed WOO from 'THE BIG 6'.
Sua has added luka into 'THE BIG 6'.
HYUN: i never said anything about adding luka back?
luka: I was just about to get back to sleep
Sua: yes i added him out of free will #bias
luka: Love you too girl 💓
till: leave the lesbian alone
luka: Why the fuck do you call me homophobic if it werent from me being straight
Sua: oh i thought you were dating hyunwoo
luka: What the fuck
Sua: sorry till and ivan ruined my vision of mlm
till: i am the victim
HYUN: IDK bro you choke him as a warm welcome in our school
luka: Its 5 am in the morning
till: good morning
luka: Thank you.
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11:36 AM
till: reminder to not carry your bag on one shoulder with a fucking laptop inside
till: specifically when youre walking up the stairs without holding on the railings
luka: Is that not why business bags exists?
HYUN: just call those LAPTOP bags, most of us arent even employed yet
Sua: actually, none of us are employed so stop trying to gaslight yourself saying that youll get a job soon
Ivan: Why are we not normalizing bringing macbooks to school?
HYUN: That's like.. HALF a kilogram lighter, does that make a difference?
Ivan: Why do you think it's expensive for?
till: idfk its mizi do you think she can get a macbook whilst being heavily indebted by me
Sua: wdym mizi i thought that was you WHAF HAPPENED???
till: dislocated her right kneecap from tripping on the stairs
HYUN: till why are you just chilling in the chat GO CHECK UP ON HER
till: you think im not?
till: im sitting next to her 🙏
Sua: she literally dislocated her kneecaps?
Sua: u at hospital or infirmary? im pulling up immediately
Sua: WATCH YOUR DISTANCE TILL
till: mizi says hi!! we're at the hospital because the nurse insisted on bringing me there (ノへ￣、)
Ivan: Can you guys believe me when I heard Sua saying she's driving?
luka: Holy shit wait for me i also wanna skip
HYUN: PICK ME UP OTW PLEASEPLEAPSLEA
Ivan: There's only 3 seats
Ivan: Luka are you fine with sitting on my lap?
luka: Can i sit ontop of the car instead
till: way too deep in denial
Sua: says you? homophobic YET homosexual
till: no comment
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01:27 PM
HYUN: that felt like age regressing
HYUN: why was the food there better than school food
Sua: its school food anything against it will be guaranteed better
Ivan: What about food from the sewers?
Sua: you tasted them? could tell
Ivan: 😟
[Note: he actually did since he's from the slums. snort snort. Wait its an au]
till: what the fuck did luka actually sit ontop of the car
Ivan: He claimed the view was nice atleast?.
till: bro he has asthma and he's throwing up in the sink
till: how dumb do you think he coulb be
Ivan: Don't bro me??
till: ok bestie
Mizi: peak mlm 💔💔
HYUN: WHAT does that mean.
luka: Male lives matter
HYUN: till do you have any advice to not be sexist
till: aint u straight thats lit the whole reason
HYUN: i cant believe ill marry men like him in the future
Ivan: Are you implying you're gonna marry HIM in the future??
Sua: embrace the pride instead, hyuna
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06:48 PM
luka: Why are we at a karaoke
till: we are waiting for mizi to get discharged
till: sighh more debt towards me
Ivan: I can pay for your half if you want
till: fym
Ivan: Why do you think half of my classmates always begs for my hotspot?? It's literal 5G
Sua: unnecessary flex. can u also pay for my half
Ivan: So I'll be paying for all of her treatment?
Ivan: Man up Sua
Sua: no
till: its fine ill gladly be her knight in shining armor
Sua: bitch? protect ur own prince
HYUN: actually now i know why the ivan hate club exists now
till: now you get it
luka [SHOUT]: Why are we at a karaoke
till: we are waiting for mizi to get discharged, and this place is surprisingly not so surprisingly near the hospital. i figured it'd be a great way to wait for her, if you wanted a MORE detailed answer.
HYUN: HATE it when till types a paragraph instead of bulk texting..sighhh
Sua: this is my girlfriend youre giving a fuck over it shouldve been up to me smh
till: my bad
till: hyuna also insisted that the soju is good
till: so i paid for 2 seperate rooms so you guys wont have to tolerate with her alchoholic side
luka: Till i never knew you were rich where did you get your money from
till: my moms life insurance
HYUN: Dark.
Sua: till im sending condolences but what r we supposed to do with this information
till: im joking tonetag j
luka: Hahah ha hahaha funny joke! tonetag kys
Ivan: Got me swatting for what? tonetag ily
Marked 'Unread' by till.
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06:57 PM
Ivan: Holy shit I just found out we can upload ourown songs to the panel? What are you guys gonna put there??
HYUN: all in ALL THE WAY
till: holy shit that shoulder pain was worth it
till: i get to actually use my guitar now and sing ALL IN IVE BEEN WAITING FR THIS
HYUN: TILL ID MARRY YOU FOR THE #ALLINAPPRECIATION IF YOU WERENT TAKEN BY A BITCH
HYUN tagged Ivan in a message.
Ivan: Bro wtf was my involvement in that
Mizi: guys i feel so left out can someone join me in the hospital to do soome karaoke? 〒▽〒
Sua: yes mizi we can sing my clematis on repeat however you like
Mizi: this is why we're GIRLFRIENDS 💜
luka: Eewww... yuckkk im gagging right now
HYUN: u jealous? \ \ \ . , WOO: haha loser
Sua: guys is mizis delusions rubbing off of me or is hyunwoo actually still here
Sua: holy shit im going to hell
Ivan: No Hyuna doesnt know about the HTML coding she's trying to gaslight you.
Sua: first time ur actually being helpful
Ivan: Ungrateful much??
Mizi: #PETITIONTOSTOPIVANSLANDER (〃＞目＜)
luka: Ivan i demand you to stream ruler of my heart
Ivan: I'll bring you to hyuna if you take that back
luka: Ok
HYUN: damn and hes still shipped with TILL.
Sua: why do you have the lowest literacy here despite being the oldest
Ivan: And finally Sua is against Hyuna
HYUN: IVAN WHY DO YOU HATE ME
Ivan: Fork found out to be used for spearing the food
Sua: joke took too long i didnt laugh
Ivan: Whyare you against everyone here except Mizi. #Suaisbiased
luka: Wheres till hed be stammering in text right now about being straight
Mizi: Isn't he singing all in with hyuna?
Mizi: WAIT
Mizi: WHY DID YOU GUYS LET THEM SING TOGETHER IN A DIFFERENT ROOM
HYUN: Aha hah hahaha..
Ivan: I thought we're arranging it from school districts?
Mizi: THEYRE GONNA STRAIN THEIR OWN VOCALS!! ಠ_ಠ
Sua: mizi i fear they'll be fine dw
luka [SHOUT]: Why isnt till chatting its been awhile since he's last talked
luka: Do i have to keep using the shout command to make a point
Ivan: Wait yeah I agree with Luka for onc.e where is he
HYUN: OFC its gotta be a mutual agreement about till. are you guys in a love triangle
Mizi: I'm afraid it's all platonic, hyuna
Mizi: i mean...theyre boys
luka: Hyuna girl im only acquaintancing myself with them
HYUN: YOU talk ALOT in this chat theres gotta be something amongst us thats gotta be making you think HARD.
luka: Hyuna bro youre making it hard for me to say that im only here so that i can talk with you without being left on read
Ivan: Traitor, Sua please kick him out again
Sua: nbd gaf bro we were lit worrying for till 2 minutes ago
Mizi: WASNT THAT HYUNWOO THAT KICKED LUKA OUT???
Ivan: Oh yeah I forgot. How could I have forgotten about that. Why
Sua: oh how the turns have tabled..
Mizi: HYUNA ELABORATE. WE KNOW YOURE STILL SOBER BEHIND THE SCREEN
HYUN: HEY so i accidentally spilled soju on his phoneE and its breaking down right now
HYUN: but hes like drunk right now so i dont know what to do before he wakes up
HYUN: i cant believe that im NOT lying about this..
Sua: didnt u said u had his screenlock pass? just restart it??
HYUN: are you stupid
Sua: no i am sua
Ivan: Haha very funny
Ivan: Okay wait I study hard at informatics
Ivan: I think I know a way to make it stop frizzling up like that
Sua: ho is u jimmy neutron
HYUN: wait he has a point
Ivan: Don't just continue the chatting bro
Ivan: Clean up the mess because me and Luka will clock off our session to visit yours
HYUN: ILL SUCK OFF THE SOJU wait
HYUN: NO AMOUNT OF DROPLETS WILL BE WASTED
Mizi: i am genuinely concered for hyuana.. ˋ( ° ▽、° )
luka: If she dies from electrocution im blaming jimmy neutron
Ivan: Are u dojg this on purposeor
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08:39 PM
Mizi: Is till still drunk? (ಥ _ ಥ)
Ivan: Sometimes I forget that we are here to check up on Mizi and not hang out.
Sua: whys ivan forgetting so frequently now
Mizi: Noo..not really, hes right
Mizi: Today was pretty fun!
luka: Acting as if you didnt miss most of it
Mizi: thank ME THEN???
Mizi: if it wasnt for my broken kneecap you guys wouldnt be skipping school and be here right now
Sua: mizi can we ask you a question
Sua: what laptop brand do you use
Mizi: ?? idrk the exact brand but i remember it being an acer
[Note: FOR CONTEXT. ACER LAPTOPS AREK NWON TO BE HEAVY LIFTED, I OWN ONE AND IT WEIGHS 3.9 KILOGRAMS]
Ivan: Σ(っ °_ °;)っ
HYUN: Guys why are we normalizing punishing the elderly
HYUN: hes gonna PUKE on me when he wakes up!! 💔
Sua: bitch this is your fault for making him drunk
Sua: hes lit the only one that knows about the details of mizis injury that she doesnt want to tell us
Ivan: I thought people just tell you everything when they're drunk?
HYUN: If he gets sentimental when drunk, that is.......
luka: Does this mean we're gonna pretend to be sick and have a sleepover here
Sua: apparently yes because till got alchohol poisoning
luka: Weak ass bowels
Ivan: Luka calling somebody else weak?
Mizi: STOP my surgery is gonna be scheduled in 3 days im SO NERVOUS HIADAKDADMA
HYUN: best regards for the sportiest of ALL 🧯
Sua: #ALLLOVEFORMIZI
till: #ALLLOVEFORMIZI
Sua: hyuna take his fucking phone away
Ivan: I found some poisonous berries in the bush outside the hospital
Ivan: Who wanna eat it with me?
Sua: holy shit just get back to your jimmy neutrons magic casting
HYUN: what if somebody pissed on those berrieS?? COULDNT THAT BE WHY ITS POISONOUS
Ivan: Go see for yourself
luka: Hyuna no dont leave till hes gonna confess to mizi again
Sua: holy shit luka let it go that was 2 years ago
till: Guys Something is crawling out of my skin
Mizi: Tell me in dms till ill pay you 3k won
till: Don't need money, bitch.
Sua: whats the lore behind those words
HYUN: bestfriends being BESTFRIENDS!! ahahahaha
till: Are you suggesting us to leave you behind?
till: GO, I know you have a whole gang outside of the school..
till: Go EAT with them instead, I DON'T care.
Sua: i knew hyuna being an alcoholic was already a bad sign..... now she has a gang....this cant get any worse.
Mizi: Hyuna?? ive idolized you for 14 months and this is how you regard us? (ㆆ_ㆆ)
Sua: MIZI are you sure you only IDOLIZE her??
HYUN: TILL. MIZI. NO IM SORRY
HYUN: ITS JS THAT ASKXM
till: SHE'S UGLY CRYING BESIDE ME
till: UGH
Mizi: guys look out of the window
Mizi: is that ivan on a STRETCHER?
Sua: no fucking way he actually did it
luka: I found him outside kneeled against the wall
luka: Face dug in his hands and everything
Ivan: Is this freedom
Mizi: Imprisonment
Ivan: Fuck
till: What the fuck? I'm CHECKING up on that MOTHERFUCKER.
luka: Hyuna you owe him one
HYUN: I QUIT THE IVAN HATE CLUB
HYUN: TELL IVAN I LOVE HIM
till: Go back to your gang, no need to STEAL my friend.
Mizi: even at his darkest moments he's still friendzoned (°ロ°)
till: YOU friendzoned me.
luka: Either he's dense from stockholm syndrome, or Ivan's SUBTLE subtle hints werent noticeable enough
till: Option B
Sua: is he actually sober or does he just handle his impulsive thoughts that well
Ivan: Do you think he'll like a corpse bride
HYUN: "if its mizi of course! 🤓"
till: If it's Mizi sure
till: But I'd rather choose me as the corpse than her
luka: Im surprised sua isnt mad about that
Sua: surprisingly my voice is the one that got strained from that karaoke
HYUN: We're texting NOT talking stay on topic.
Sua: y r u rude at me now?? u jealous i snagged mizi before you?
HYUN: I am officially an ivan protector for life
HYUN: he's the BEST man ive ever known in my life
luka: Okay.
till: What'd I say about stealing my friends?
Ivan: Hyuna, do you still have those pills you promised me back on valentines? I'm SERIOUSLY considering on overdosing now
Mizi: Why'd we let Ivan cancel his therapy sessions back in middle school.
Mizi: Hyuna you've fucked up big time o(￣┰￣*)ゞ
HYUN: what happened to supporting your idols with your EVERY breath?
Sua: thats called exploitation