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1. Percy’s quest for blue food colouring by willow1415

   Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan  

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   • Work in Progress

   01 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Odysseus/Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Brick/Jason Grace
   • Annabeth Chase/Percy Jackson
   • Percy Jackson
   • Poseidon (Percy Jackson)
   • Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Poseidon (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Jason Grace
   • Nico di Angelo
   • Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
   • Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Athena (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Athena (Percy Jackson)
   • Hermes (Percy Jackson)
   • Hermes (EPIC: The Musical)
   • EPIC Ensemble (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Crack
   • Good Parent Poseidon (Percy Jackson)
   • Odysseus is so confused (EPIC: The Musical)
   • I Don't Even Know
   • How Do I Tag
   • Out of Character
   • probably
   • i’m so confused
   • Crack Crossover
   • Not Beta Read
   • Mentioned Nico di Angelo/Will Solace - Freeform

   Summary

   Odysseus is just trying to get home to Penelope… But all around him his ships are being destroyed by Poseidon and all he could do was watch in horror, powerless…

   That is until some kid appears…

   (Came up with this and had extra time, they’ll be short, hopefully funny, chapters that I’ll try to update once a week or more if I have time)

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