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  1. He's Out of My League by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    31 Mar 2016

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and, for the record, you would like to state that you are not a homosexual. You identify as NICHOLAS CAGE-SEXUAL. But, there is someone who has made you question your entire sexuality. DAVE STRIDER is his name - a true lover of sick beats, phat rhymes, weird preserved dead things, and irony.

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