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Lessons on How to Pleasure Your Woman [Taught by Levi Ackerman] by sophiakkinda
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
07 Mar 2026
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Summary
There are things you don’t ask Captain Levi Ackerman. Like how many Titans he’s killed, or how he manages to make even a cravat look threatening. But a room full of drunk soldiers has never been known for its restraint, and tonight, they want answers. Does he know how to pleasure a woman? How does he do it? Does she love him? And, most importantly, does he love her?
Levi, drunk but still Levi, indulges them—offering a masterclass in both filth and affection, all while the only woman who knows the truth sits quietly, hiding a smirk behind her glass. Because every answer, every confession, every whispered secret in this chaotic, liquor-drenched mess hall?
It’s all about her.
TLDR: Levi gets wasted, his soldiers get horny for details, and suddenly, humanity’s strongest is giving a masterclass on how to ruin a woman in bed.