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    “Run fetch the tyre iron.”

    Eddie’s eyes widened. “Can you beat me to death somewhere that isn’t in sight of the house, please? I think it might throw Chuckles into premature labour.”

    “I’d planned to apply percussive maintenance to the starter motor, Your Grace. But it being a woman’s prerogative to change her mind, I’d hop to if I were you.”

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