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The Magic Damned Cursed Button

Summary:

After the Heartbreaker, Dali decided that the teachers needed to travel for work. According to him, it would add to their experience and things they could teach. It would also double up as their training.

The teachers were very, very scared when they heard this. Robin, being the only oblivious soul in the group, bravely asked, "Where are we going, Dali-sensei?"

That's when Dali-sensei grinned and said, "The Human World." Then he produced a button from his drawer and pressed it.

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What Dali didn't know was that unfortunately, that was the wrong button. He meant to depor-, I mean, he meant to send the teachers into Japan, in their own universe. The human world Iruma coincidentally came from.

But wherever he got that cursed button, the head of the teacher had in fact, not sent his fellow coworkers to Japan.

He had sent the teachers to New York, America.

To be exact, he sent them to Long Island.

And they kinda-sorta just got dropped into Camp Half-Blood.

Notes:

I have no idea where I'm going with this. Knowing myself this is going to be so cringe in a couple of months that I might orphan it. But basically, Dali has a great idea, which is to send the teachers into ~the Human World~ via his Magic Damned Cursed Button(TM!). But some glitch happened because the MDCB (I've elected to make it an acronym so it isn't too long) sent them to Percy Jackson instead.

Some notes!

1. Timelines. Right after HB. They are still wearing the eye patch - or rather, put it back on via Dali's request, for the Mairuma sides. For the PJO side, we're going to go right after the Sun and the Star, however, Jason is alive. So some things may be altered. The ages of certain people, supposedly at college, may also change for plot conveniences, and also because I can't really keep track who is where. Please be lenient!

2. The teachers will all use "-sensei" when talking to each other but omit it inside their heads. This is partly because I find it a little silly to call someone who's not your teacher...your teacher, and also because I'm too lazy to write it out every single time.

3. I'll try not to mischaracterize. The teachers...barely have any character, so we can leave that there, but for the PJO side, you're going to have to forgive me.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: In Which Orias Trips on the Damned Cursed Magic Carpet

Chapter Text

It was the night after the Heartbreaker had commenced.

All teachers were still in their uniforms, including the eye patch. They had been doing some rapid-fire meetings on what to do about the breach. It had been exhausting.

Kalego really just wanted to go home after the day's events. He was sure most of the teachers did so too, though nobody dared to speak up.

At that moment, around midnight, Dali called all of the teachers who had participated in the Heartbreaker to his office.

-

This couldn't be good.

Dali only summoned all the teachers at once (or well, most of the staff) in three situations.

1) They had all messed up in the worst way possible

2) There was an emergency

3) He had a horrifying honest-to-devil idea

The first option, though unlikely considering the events of today, was slightly possible that his boss was really mad. Oswell had gotten thrown into a wall earlier for leaving a balloon, and that didn't even consider the...

The faint silhouette of Cerberus flashed in the air for a brief moment.

If Dali was furious (during the Heartbreaker, he hadn't been furious, he had been calm. Now Kalego wasn't so sure), they really were all screwed. Very few things made him scared; but two of them were Dali and Opera.

The second was highly, highly unlikely. They just had a breach today, and Poro hadn't picked a fight. An ambush now was unlikely; what would ambush the school when all the teachers were on high edge and there were no students around? That demon would have to be extremely out of loop; Kalego almost (emphasize almost) felt sorry for said demon as he knew that right now, there was a couple of teachers highly stressed, and another intruder would probably trigger their wicked phases.

One teacher at Babyls with a wicked phase was already scary in its own right. Several and all with a perfect stress ball?

It isn't going to end very well for the intruder.

Now, the third option was unlikely too. What boss in their right mind would have an idea while the school was having an existential crisis? Dali's idea in particular was sometimes ridiculous and silly, but right now was not really the time for it.

Kalego was knocked out of his thoughts as Dali spoke.

"You guys are going on a work trip."

He blinked.

"A field trip, really."

His boss was officially insane.

"But sir!" Ifrit protested. "There's just been a security breach-"

Dali just smiled. "It is a training of sorts too."

The others started clamouring, with only Robin looking excited. "Where?" the green-haired goblin asked.

Dali's smile grew wider.

"The Human World."

Now before the teachers could digest those words, Dali pressed a button he produced out of his drawer and pressed it.

-

Several things happened.

Firstly, Dali had failed to take Orias's ability into account.

Said blonde teacher's ability had waned significantly, but at the last moment he tripped and fell right off of the carpet.

He wasn't the only one that tumbled backwards. Momonoki was behind him and had gotten bowled off of the carpet with him.

Secondly, this caused a chain of the teachers tripping and tumbling over themselves, which didn't work out well because Ifrit had forgotten to put his tail out. His fiery tail lashed dangerously in the air, and one of them hovered near Stolas. Stolas yelped and a couple flowers bloomed on the carpet.

And that caused Kalego to be furious and summon Cerberus, but Robin got in the way, as he tackled Marbas. Cerberus hit Marbas instead, and he was now laying on the ground after being tackled and looked half-dead.

Both Murmur and Ipos looked like they just wanted to stay out of it but were unfortunately dragged in as Marbas held on to somebody's leg and now refused to let go. That 'someone' happened to be Murmur. Murmur shrieked and also fell down, but on the carpet, while Ipos rushed over but also tripped on the damn carpet. Buer also freaked out as she attempted to not fall over everybody else.

Then the carpet shone red, and with a flash, they were gone.

Leaving only Orias and Momonoki behind, both them and Dali blinking bewilderingly.