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the REAL egoists (no clickbait)

Summary:

basically blue lock chat fic but they’re in school

Notes:

chaaaaaaaatfiiiiiiccccc!!!
there’s a slur in this( which i can retake!!)

 

song of the chapter: When the sun hits by slowdive!

Chapter 1: FIRST CHAPTER!!!

Chapter Text

Chigiri🌺has added 15+ members

bachira🐝: YAAYYY WHATS THIS???? ^_^

Chigiri 🌺: Ego told me to make a gc with all the “ diamonds in the rough” LOLOLOL

Isagi⚽️: Hey guys!!

Bachira🐝: hiii isagiiii >_<

Chigiri🌺: hi slursagi

Isagi⚽️: THAT WAS ONCE YOU DUMBASS

Chigiri🌺: slursagi strikes again.

Bachira🐝: My monster says slurs too :0

Isagi⚽️: that’s not…something to be proud of Bachira..

Bachira went offline

Nagi 😴: says yu :x
You told me 27 different slurs during second selection LOLOLOL

Chigiri 🌺: okay first of all.
That’s the first sentence I’ve heard Nagi say…

Isagi⚽️: sybau you stinky ass bitch
Go back to riding reos meat LMAOOO

Bachira🐝: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

Barou🧼: if you donkeys don’t shut up I’ll make you. Dumbasses

Nagi😴: sorry barou :x

Chigiri🌺: MY BAD BAROU SORRY

Isagi⚽️: sorry barou(LMAO)

 

two hours later

 

Hiori💤: what’s this?

Chigiri 🌺: scroll up

Hiori💤: DANG BAROU GOT REVENGE

Chigiri🌺: what the fuck do you mean Yo? 😭

Hiori💤: slursagi basically just sweared out barou, nagi and reo in a MINUTE LOLOL

I recorded it and posted it

Isagi⚽️: fine fine it MAY be my fault 😒

Rin❄️: what is this.

Isagi⚽️: AHSMDGSJSB

Rin❄️: ?

Chigiri🌺: we lost him

Hiori💤: rest in peace isagi yoichi

Isagi⚽️: CHIGIRI SHUT UP.
Its not like you’d do the same for rensuke

kunigami🥀: ?
Why am I the topic in this conversation.

Chigiri🌺: ASHFKBF
ISAGI STOP

hiori💤: I couldn’t be this down bad
you guys are all clipped 💔✌️

Isagi⚽️: let’s bring nanase into this…
@nanase
@nanase
@nanase
@nanase
@nanase

Hiori💤: ISAGI STOP.

Nanase🌀 is now online

Nanase🌀: hey everyone!!! Oh and hi hiori-kun ^_^

Hiori💤: ! OMFG HII!!!!!!

isag⚽️i: down bad💔

rin❄️: down bad💔

Chigir🌺i: so down bad ✌️

kunigami🥀: nanase just get with him already
he’s so oblivious

isagi⚽️: talking about oblivious….

chigiri🌺: ISAGI STOP

Isagi⚽️: fine…

hiori💤: yoichi you’re my best friend and I love you but
your “man” is the most oblivious person on the earth, and that’s so unusual for him.

rin❄️: Who?

chigiri🌺: hiori is so right

Otoya🥷🏻 is now online

otoya🥷🏻: YOOOO MY MANNNSS WHO WANNA PARTY HUH?

chigiri🌺: oh ew not you

otoya🥷🏻: calm down princess ;)

kunigami🥀: stop that, he’s clearly uncomfortable.

otoya has gone offline

nanase🌀: woah since when were you so protective

hiori💤: you know it’s bad when nanase calls them out💔✌️

chigiri🌺 —-kunigami: stop that, he’s clearly…
awww thanks kuni✌️

kunigami🥀: anything for you.

hiori💤: I’m taking away these dang emojis

Isagi⚽️: YOU DAMN FAGGOTS

Karasu, Otoya and 3+ are now online

Niko✌️: slursagi strikes again

chigiri🌺: slursagi strikes again!!!

hiori💤: slursagi strikes again ☹️

Karasu🧲: slursagi strikes again

otoya🥷🏻: my mann 😍😍
let’s touch tips

karasu🧲: awh hell yeah I’m coming over to yar dorm RN!!!!

otoya🥷🏻: bet bet

rin❄️: @isagi
check DMs.

isagi⚽️: OKAYOKAYOKAYKAYYOKAY

chigiri🌺: oooo

rin and isagi are now offline.

Hiori💤: they’re definitely confessing
I wish

Nanase🌀: hm?
oh and I like you hiori :)

hiori💤: WHAT? REALLY????

Nanase🌀: of course. Can I come over?

hiori💤: YESYESYESYESYES!!!!!

chigiri🌺: gays

kunigami🥀: gays

shidou🥴: YOOOOOO

sae: how do I mute this group.
and why don’t I have an emoji.

shidou🥴: AAAAA SAE BABY HIIIII <333

Bachira is now online

Bachira🐝: What….

sae: hi ryusei, <3

shidou🥴: AAHHHHHHHHHHHH

bachira🐝: my monster can’t control this IM GOINGNG TO SLEPRL

sae: you mean comprehend?

bachira🐝: YEHA YEHA WTV

everyone is now offline.