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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    01 Dec 2025

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    this one is on par with jtth(l) in terms of popularity

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    Hard work beats genius. Zanka is gonna tattoo that onto the sorry fuckin' hide of everyone who's ever doubted him, and he's gonna start with Jabber fuckin' Wonger. He's gonna prove he's nothing like that guy, or his shithead family.

    (The rush he feels at the sight of blood, at the sweet sound of agony, doesn't mean a thing.)

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    13 Nov 2025

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    bro, this is Them. like, the characterization??? ooo this is gonna LIVE IN MY HEAD 😵‍💫
    that fight was so on sight oh my boy zanka had that vengeance BUBBLING in him, and i was giggling immediately as the fight started ooo lawd NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF IT. author u cooked someone fried here

    this is the janka-est fic of all time

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    this is genuinely that one janka fic, this is truly the janka we made along the way, janka? you just be janka!

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    This will be a collection of moments and snippets I'll work on inspired by the prompts of jankatober created by @nomotaki_toga on Instagram (check their art out btw it's amazing).
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    anyways, you will find the prompt in the title of every chapter and a little summary for every snippet :)

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    28 Nov 2025

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    heh

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    Step 1: Risk your spot on the basketball team by failing a class.
    Step 2: Flirt with your tutor to try to fix it.
    Step 3: Flunk the flirting and the quiz.
    Step 4: Accidentally fall for said tutor, who looks like he hasn't smiled since dinosaurs went extinct.

    Cheng Xiaoshi didn't plan on catching feelings. He just wanted to pass statistics so he wouldn't get benched from the basketball team. But now, he’s plotting regression equations and calculating the trajectory of Lu Guang’s perfect shoulders— and one of them is certainly his preferred variable in this equation.

    Or, Star Basketball Player: Cheng Xiaoshi’s got a kink for hot nerdy tutors.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    SOOOoooo yk how link click is back in my mind, and LINKCLICKTWT ACTUALLY MADE NOISE ABT THISSS SOOO i will be reading allst

    help i read three lines and I know this is going to be a rollercoaster tycoon like the straight laced science boy 🙏 i will consume this

    9. this is peak and on par with that streamer sae bedrotter sae fic and tslsb IDC IDC IDC THIS IS JUST SOOO GOOD and things just took a turn for the tension at this party OMG HOW I LOVEEE PARTIES AND THE BEFORE-PARTY PART IN THE CAR I LOVED SOOOO MUCH I LOVE THE DYNAMICS AND CHARACTERIZATIONS OHHH OHJ OHHHH

    10. MANNNN JUST WHEN I WAS GONNA PACE MYSELF TO 2 CHAPTERS. JUST WHEN I ENJOYED CHAPTER 9 SO SO SO MUCH IN EVERY WAY. FAH. miscommunication arc that i had a hunch abt but hurts no less. evil Evil stuff.

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    15!! BACK TO THE PROGRAM TY QIAO LING ☺️☺️

    20. DUDE. everything EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE. THE COMING TO TERMS WITH THE FEELINGS? THE IMMEDIATE CONFESSION? THE KNOWLEDGE? THE PINING??? THE ANKLE??? THE BRINGING HOME??? EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING TWIN OMG I LOVE THIS FIC SO SO SOOOO MUCH

    21, twin this chap oh my goodness the slowburn is burning snd raging and holy turning point AFTER the turning point i feel so wobbly inside and lowkey? i see myself in this!! and idk how to feel about that!!! but lawd this fic is too gerdd

    23, man they're so cute i hate them

    24, don't hide lu guang don't hide

    27. OMGGGG 27 IS THE BEST THING EVER 😭😭 THIS IS SO BLOODY AMAZING OHHHH TOUYA THANK YOU THANK YOUUU COMMUNITY RAHHHHHHHH OMGGG 112K WORDS FOR A RECIPROCATED CONFESSION THIS IS SO AMAZING OMMG LU GUANG OMGG CHENG XIAOSHI

    wow, 30, woww. easily one of my favorite chapters, everything about it. ugh lg is so real

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    You see, to the locals, The Cleaners was nothing more than a humble odd-jobs company. Need your lawn mowed? Pipes fixed? A missing cat found? They had you covered, no questions asked. They were the kind of workers you barely noticed, slipping in and out of neighbourhoods, blending into the background.

    But when the sun went down and the shop doors closed, The Cleaners became something else entirely. Behind locked doors and soundproofed walls, they ran an underground investigation, gathering intel, tracking movements, and dismantling The Raiders. The ruthless gang tightening its grip on the city.

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    They locked eyes.

    Both breathing hard.

    Bruised. Bleeding. Still not letting go.

    Jabber’s face was inches from his. “You fight like you’re trying to convince yourself you don’t like this.”

    Zanka gritted his teeth. “Shut up.”

    “Make me.”

    Zanka almost did. With a punch. Or maybe something else.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    homeless_kuro bookmarks are where it's at 😭🙏

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