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Hi! I'm Randy Marsh, and welcome to (drumroll) BIG BROTHER: THE SOUTH PARK HOUSE!!! I am your host, and this is the house! (Wide shot scene of a pretty decent looking 2 story house plopped right in the middle of acres of weed.) We have brand new guests, and plenty of twists and challenges to keep them on their toes all summer long. (Shot of an audience clapping, as a woman screams in the background.)
. The children of South Park will be completely shut out from the outside world, while cameras monitor their every move. (Randy moves throughout the house as he talks to the cameras, showing off the 80's themed living room, kitchen and dining room as he explains.)
Get ready for our first season of Big brother: the South Park House!!! (Randy walks out the front door to the audience we saw earlier sitting in lawn chairs outside the house as they all scream and clap. Randy's wife and daughter are seen sitting on there porch judging Randy like always.)
. This season we have 4 unique twists! 3 already known and loved, and another I came up with myself. But who wants to listen to me talk all day? Let's meet our first 3 house guests!!! (Randy is met with instant applause from the audience, while Sharon is seen rolling her eyes.)