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Theo Nott and the Greatest Message Ever Delivered by plasticvampireteeth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Mar 2025
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“The best fucking message I have ever been blessed to deliver.” Theo declared like he was accepting an award. “Truly, I think this might be the highlight of my Hogwarts career.”
“Are you an owl now?” Blaise drawled. “Do you get paid for messages?”
“Eat me, Zabini.”
Theo was grinning like a lunatic. “Draco.” He grabbed Draco’s shoulders. “Mate. You. Are. Not. Ready.”
“For what? Another lecture on responsible wand care?” Draco deadpanned.
“No.” Theo bounced on the balls of his feet, practically vibrating. “For this.” He grabbed Draco face. “Granger. Wants. You.”
Draco blinked. “In what context?”
Theo’s grin could’ve been seen from the North Tower. “In the, ‘please rail me in the Restricted Section tomorrow morning’ context.”
Silence.
Blaise turned the page. “Well. That’s new.”
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Or when Hermoine wants a depressed Draco - badly - and Theo and Blaise are all for the it.