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How Spicy Food Got Banned From the Death Star Mess Menu by Airakale
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
01 Apr 2025
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Summary
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....
Uncle Owen decided he’d rather receive a full refund than keep anything from those unscrupulous Jawas.
Which means R2 and 3PO were recovered by the Empire before they could reach old Ben.
Luke the Moisture Farmer remained on Tatooine for all his life.
Instead of the Millennial Falcon it was the Boomer Pigeon, piloting by some Khan and Scratchie, that got captured by the tractor beam of the Death Star.
And aboard the Death Star, the choice of one trooper will forever shape the mess menu of the formidable battle station….
