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1. Not a Loser by Caffeine_monster

   Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Nerdy Prudes Must Die - Hatchetfield Series  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Alejandro Burromuerto/Noah
   • Courtney/Duncan (Total Drama)
   • Courtney (Total Drama)
   • Courtney's Mother (Total Drama)
   • Courtney's Father (Total Drama)
   • Noah (Total Drama)
   • Alejandro Burromuerto
   • Alejandro Burromuerto's Family
   • Cody Anderson
   • Harold McGrady V
   • Duncan (Total Drama)
   • Horror
   • Paranormal
   • Teen Romance
   • Banter
   • Bullying
   • Mutilation
   • Suggested Mutilation
   • Asphyxiation
   • Duncan is kinda the worst
   • but so is everyone else so it evens out

   Summary

   Noah could state with complete confidence that he did not anticipate helping his infuriating classmate Alejandro cheat on his test would result in him helping two of his friends, Cody and Sierra, his crush, Alejandro, and Courtney burying the body of Duncan Jeargerman.

   or

   The Total Drama rewrite of Nerdy Prudes Must Die.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   27,847

   Chapters:

   11/15

   Comments:

   37

   Kudos:

   51

   Bookmarks:

   7

   Hits:

   1,180