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The Domestic Minion: The X-Files by EmptyBlaze
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
03 Apr 2025
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The continuing, sweet but often ridiculous misadventures of the companion vampires Armand and Daniel as they settle into the ups and downs in their new era of domesticity.
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I paused the X-Files to yell at Daniel.
"Daniel! The part just before the opening title theme is very important. You are missing the unveiling of the monster of the episode!”
“Okay, okay, geez, I'm coming!”
I heard the bedroom door softly close behind him and finally Daniel emerged into our living room. Although I hardly recognized him.
“Agent Fox Mulder, I'm Dana Scully. I’ve been assigned to work with you.” she said.
I think that for an incalculable amount of time, my soul may have instantly, astrally ejaculated itself right out of my body. I could only blink, was now a husk, a stone statue unable to react altogether...