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1. Stupid Online Profiles by Grayson_ferretz

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   30 Apr 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
   • Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
   • Kyle Broflovski/Original Female Character(s)
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Kyle Broflovski's Parents
   • Eric Cartman
   • Stan Marsh
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Craig Tucker
   • Tweek Tweak
   • Tolkien "Token" Black
   • Heidi Turner
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Omega Verse
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • Gay Kyle Broflovski
   • Omega Kyle Broflovski
   • Alpha Eric Cartman
   • Alpha Kenny McCormick
   • Alpha Wendy Testaburger
   • Omega Stan Marsh
   • Alpha Heidi Turner
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Online Friendship
   • Online Romance
   • Strangers to Friends to Lovers
   • Sexting
   • Eventual Smut
   • Kyle is a twink who doesn’t know how to communicate
   • Eric comforting Kyle???
   • Kyle Broflovski Needs a Hug
   • Kyle Broflovski gets a hug
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending

   Summary

   Kyle Broflovski is a 25 year old Omega who’s been struggling to find a suitable partner. After a date went wrong he gives up in all, and ends up meeting someone pretty familiar…

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   HOPEFULLY BEING TURNED TO A WEBCOMIC!! We have some reference illustrations >:3

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,998

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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