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“Yo. Likee hidan you’re really fucking ugly” deidara chuckled slowly, his eyes glued to one spot on the wall.
“Worddddddddd” hidan replied, he was looking at the same exact spot, squinting to see what deidara was staring at.
“You know what would be really funny.” Deidara says, throwing his head back, trying to hold back some laughter.
“Word?”
“Let's go say hi to itachi.” Deidara let out his laughs, covering his eyes
“Oh my god. Let’s do it.” Hidan starts to laugh along with deidara.
First, Deidara tried to call Sasori to drive them and throw rocks as well, but he couldn’t get out the request because he kept laughing. Sasori was annoyed and asked to talk to hidan instead, hidan however had the same issue laughing at deidaras laughter.
Sasori got fed up, called them cunts, and then hung up.
“Damn.” The two salad in unison, they’re laughter having come to a dtop.
“Damn hidan- you’re- so fucking ugly.” deidara started once again, holding it in.
“You’re making the stupidest face oh my god” Hidan followed suit.
After another minutes of pointless giggling and gasping for air and developing a six pack, they strolled on over to itachis house. It was just a couple blocks away.
Though, he lived in the nice neighborhood.
“I always forget he lives in a castle.” deidras shuffled in his coat and wiped his face with it.
“Word” hidan slicked his hair back with his hands, he looked around the ground for some pebbles.
Deidara did the same and once they gathered a sufficient amount it was to the backyard they went.
They hopped the fence, then climbed the taller gate that led to the backyard.
“Fuck!” Hidan fell flat on his ass, Deidara began cackling but the moment Hidan looked back up at him he shut his ass up quickly.
Itachi's room was on the second floor.
Deidara and Hidan started to snicker, While trying to be quiet.
“Ok go.”
“No u”
“Come on”
So at the same time they chucked pebbles at itachi's window, and after about five minutes of consecutive chucking they ran out of rocks.
“Damn we’re out of rocks”
“No shit stupid. Let’s use sticks "Deidara grabbed some sticks and handed them over to his friend.
So once again, They threw the sticks up at Itachi's window, wondering when he’d wake up.
“What the fuck.” A muffled voice groaned behind the glass. Hidan and Deidara perked up, they just knew itachi's reaction would be funny as hell and they couldn’t wait.
They watched as the blinds flew up, and a flight flashed inside the room.
An irritated and tired Itachi was now visible.
Deidara gave a stupid smile and Hidan started gasping for air.
“Hey~” Deidara called up.
Itachi raised the glass of his window so he could hear and speak better to the other two.
“Get the fuck out of my backyard!” He yelled
“You look hot!” Itachi rolled his eyes at Deidra’s comment, he looked over at hidan who was laying on his backyard lawn crying with laughter.
Quickly Itachi made his way down the stairs and into the backyard.
He shined a bright flashlight at the two.
“What do you guys want?” He deadpanned
“To say hi.” Hidan called from the floor.
“That’s all.”
“Maybeeee” Deidara gave him that stupid look, the one where he knows itachis getting irritated and is very pleased to see it.
“Get the hell out of my backyard stoners.”
“You want a hit?” Deidraa and Itachi looked down to Hidan who is still on the floor, but now has his dab pen out.
“Yes please.” Itachi makes his way On Over to Hidan, Deidra scowls.
“Move fatass” he pushed Itachi out of the way and took the pen from hidan.
“fucking fein” Itachi mumbled while Deidra’s and hidan sat snickering on itachis lawn.