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  1. This is why we can’t have nice things by

    Fandoms: 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga), 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Anime)  

    07 Mar 2026

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    Mikey:
    do u want to see me lose my sanity

    Hakkai:
    imagine getting threatened by a kid

    Mikey:
    im older than u?

    Hakkai:
    not mentally apparently

    Mikey:
    MITSUYA HOLD ME BACK BEFORE I HIT YOUR VICE CAPTAIN.

    Kakucho:
    youll hit him?
    Kakucho:
    you... will hit him?
    Kakucho:
    you will hit ON him?
    Kakucho:
    you??? will??? hit him up???
    Kakucho:
    😮⁉️
    Kakucho:
    not you trying to ask him out

    Mikey:
    thats NOT what I MEANT

    — this story is full with crackheads and idk some shits
    — heads up that these are not how they act canonly
    — multiple ships mentioned, including rarepairs/crackships
    — this fic was taken from my wattpad acc
    — chap 1–11 were written back in 2021 & 2022, so the remaining were written in 2024 & onwards
    — please read guys i swear the humour gets better..

    [Old title: Tokyo revengers groupchat]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    20/?
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