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1. Cherry Blossom Edition: D-16's Guide to Handling a Prime (Do Not Shake Box) by redyarns

   Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   09 Apr 2025

   Tags

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   • Optimus Prime/D-16
   • Optimus Prime/Megatron
   • orion pax/d-16
   • Arcee/Elita One (Transformers)
   • Bumblebee/Sentinel Prime (Transformers)
   • Optimus Prime
   • D-16
   • Megatron
   • Orion Pax
   • Arcee
   • Elita One
   • Bumblebee
   • B-127
   • Sentinel Prime
   • Zeta Prime
   • Falling In Love
   • Canonverse AU
   • fanboy d-16
   • sentinel is not the bad guy here
   • unfortunately i did have to throw zeta under the bus
   • sorry lmao
   • evil zeta prime
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst
   • Fluff
   • i tried to make it as k-drama as possible
   • dismantling the caste system
   • the primes have a whole lot of issues going on bc theyre traumatized
   • look at him! now he's got anxiety!
   • mythical magic bs going on with the primes too because i said so
   • They're In Love Your Honor
   • smitten optimus prime
   • smitten primes in general
   • medic bee
   • PA arcee
   • archivist dee
   • plot driven except the plot is all romance and learning to process trauma lmao
   • Learning to Grieve
   • Grief
   • romcom vibes
   • Eventual Smut
   • like these people get FREAKY
   • Sticky Sexual Interfacing

   Summary

   “You want us to work at Prime Palace?” Bee repeated.

   “He just wants to ride Optimus Prime's literal god-gifted disco stick,” Arcee said drily.

   “Well, fuck you too,” Dee said sharply, nevermind the heat on his face.

   He tried his hardest not to think of the aforementioned disco stick.

   He failed.

   ***

   In which Dee's a completely normal fan of Optimus Prime, and his dedication as a loyal enthusiast doesn't influence any of his decisions.

   Like, at all.

   Shut up, Arcee!

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