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Batman wants Superman. Superman wants Batman. Eventually they'll get it sorted out.
“What do your girlfriends all see in him, anyway?” Clark asked wearily.
Lois's eyebrows shot up. “You’re joking. Oh my god, you’re not joking. Clark, Bruce Wayne is eligible, young, and rich. And even if he weren’t, I don’t know if you happened to notice this around the trauma of having to listen to him make it with a gossip columnist, but he’s practically sex in a suit.”
“Yeah, I get that. But he’s just so, so...” He made a face. “Vacant. There’s no there there. That would have to get old pretty quickly.”
She reached over and prodded him a little, her fingertips light against his ribs. “I get that he’s no Batman, but c’mon. Not everybody’s going to have access to a space station full of superheroes in skin-tight outfits to pick from. Some of us mere mortals are stuck having to settle for impossibly handsome, wealthy, sexually cooperative dullards.”
Series
- Part 1 of Punctuated Equilibrium