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*Flintheart Glomgold and Scrooge McDuck were added to the chat.*
Flintheart Glomgold: HAHAHA I’VE DONE IT!
Flintheart Glomgold: I’VE CREATED DUCKBURG’S FIRST EVER GROUPCHAT-
Huey: Uhhhh actually this is our groupchat.
Flintheart Glomgold: WHAT NO
*Scrooge McDuck changed Flintheart Glomgold’s name to Flinty.*
Scrooge McDuck: :)
Flinty: 😠
*Flinty changed Scrooge McDuck’s name to Scoogie.*
Scroogie: Change it back. Now.
Flinty: No. 😀
Dewey: Moooom the gays are flirting!
Scroogie: ?
Flinty: ?
Dewey: Who added the old men anyway?
Webby: ME ME ME I DID! :D
Dewey:
Dewey: Uhhhh good job Webby?
Louie: Actually how is Uncle Scrooge even able to access this? Doesn’t he have a *gags* flip phone?
Dewey: Dude that’s so ancient
Huey: Honestly I’m surprised he knew how to change Glomgold’s name.
Scroogie: I was forced to get a “smart” phone for this, and NEVER AGAIN. All the buttons and apple things are confusing.
Dewey: LMFAO APPLES 😂
Huey: You mean apps?
Scroogie: Yes, those.
Dewey: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Louie: Well he won’t stop laughing for a while.
Flinty: Wait…I can use this to come up with plans to defeat Scrooge once and for all! MWAHAHAHA!
Webby: And I can use this to find out more about Scrooge! My life is complete! 🤩
Scroogie: Why is everyone using me???…and isn’t it bedtime?
Dewey: Um…no? No. Nope. You’re in a different state rn your hours are different.
Huey: We live in the same freaking house . And that’s-
Dewey: Blah blah don’t care fine I’ll go to bed so Huey will stop talking about timezones.
Huey: :(
*Huey, Dewey, and Louie are offline.*
Scroogie: Webby…
Webby: Sorry I’m too excited!
*Webby is offline.*
Flinty: I’ll get you next time…uh tomorrow…Scroogie!
*Flinty is offline.*
Scroogie: Hey wait…SOMEONE CHANGE MY NAME BACK!