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    It’s 3am. Harry’s got Louis bent over the kitchen counter, deeply committed to his "cuddling" duties. Niall is eating pickles five feet away, blissfully unaware that he's third-wheeling a live sex scene. Zayn's watching from the balcony like he paid for a ticket. Liam shows up in Zayn’s G-string and slaps Harry on the arse.

    There’s a house meeting the next day.

     

    OR:
    The one where I become unhinged and write Niall as the most oblivious friend a person could have, Louis as a man in an apron and nothing else, and Harry as a guy just trying to nut before someone walks in again.

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