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1. the benefits of panicked decision making by barkatthemoon

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Apr 2025

   Tags

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   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • James Potter
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Misunderstandings
   • Meet-Ugly
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • POV Alternating
   • Simp Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin Needs a Hug
   • he's really going through it poor guy
   • Infant Harry Potter
   • Guinea Pig Owner Remus Lupin
   • the word nipple is used in excess
   • Anxious Remus Lupin
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Muggle
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • idiots to lovers
   • Miscommunication
   • optional smut in part 2

   Summary

   Remus Lupin, in a state of frenzied panic, flashes a robber his chest.

   The robber takes a picture and leaves.

   Sirius Black, who just wanted his change back from the cashier at the gas station, is very surprised when he lifts his shirt.

   He's also kind of into it.

   -a story of bad first impressions, misunderstandings, and the discovery that, apparently, the way to a man's heart is through the nipples.

   Series

   • Part 1 of the way to a man's heart is through the nipples

   Language:

   English

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