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Derek supposes it isn't Stiles' fault he's so irritating, he doesn't mean to get on Derek's nerves. He's just really, really annoying. He's loud, sarcastic, skinny, hyper-active and with those adorable moles! Derek hates those most. They're just so cute and adorable...But irritating! Incredibly annoying, with the power to make Derek's blood boil...Well, make his blood do something...
Erica totally doesn't know what she's talking about, he isn't into Stiles. That's absurd! Erica is one of only a select few people Derek can actually stand to be around, and he loves her dearly. But she must be an idiot if she thinks Derek could ever like someone as irritable, biting, adorable, kind, attractive...as awful as Stiles.
[The amount of swearing in this is terrible, hence the mature rating.]