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1. you're the voice that calls me home by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   10 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Arthur Dent/Ford Prefect
   • Arthur Dent & Random Dent
   • Random Dent & Ford Prefect
   • Random Dent & Original Female Character(s)
   • Random Dent
   • Arthur Dent
   • Ford Prefect
   • Original Characters
   • Found Family
   • Developing Relationship
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Arguing
   • Family Bonding
   • random dent did nothing wrong ever
   • Aliens
   • Whump
   • Vaguely Horror
   • Post-Canon Fix-It
   • Canon Compliant
   • Character Study
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Massage

   Summary

   Ford Prefect is not a brave carbon-based being, okay? Nor is he the sentimental sort. Nor the one to buy a spaceship to help his (best) friend recover after his daughter shot him right before the (second) explosion of the Earth.
   But sometimes, life throws this kind of uncharacteristic stuff at you, and you have to take it like a champ.
   Especially when an intergalactic oil tycoon pulls your spaceship in his orbit, and things get a terrifying turn.

   Language:

   English

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