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    After the wizarding war is over, Hermione comes back to Hogwarts to reminesce and greet her former teachers. Her trip takes a turn when she finds Hagrid drunk and heartbroken after getting dumped by Madame Maxime. The half-giant confides on his sex life problems, especially on how difficult it is for a man his size to find a mate.

    Trying to get him out of his funk, Hermione reveals she found forgotten magic spells in the Ministry's Archives. Spells that allowed wizards and witches to engage in carnal relations with non-human creatures in the olden days, regardless of size differences. Hagrid seems interested. Very, very interested. To the point Hermione starts wondering if it was a good idea mentioning it altogether.

    But Ron and her are on a break. And there's nothing wrong in helping a friend in need, right?

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