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Summary:

bluelock chatfic but im not funny at all bc all they do is argue

reader turns into a he from a they randomly
the first few chapters are ass
not good characterisation..

Chapter 1: Red Key

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@Mikage Reo: I'm buying bluelock.

@Otoya Eita: bro WHAT

@You: what do u expect tho
his bf lwk js got locked off

@Mikage Reo: I'm seriously gna buy it
it'll be called red key and nagi will be there too

@Isagi Yoichi: LMFAOO
LMAOOO R WE HEARING TS
@Ego Jinpachi
unc u gna let him do you like that 🥀

@Ego Jinpachi: nagi was mid lol 😂

@You: yooo
nah
reo u gna let him say that 💔💔

Mikage Reo is now offline

@You: he went offline lol tf he doin

@Shidou Ryusei: off to buy bluelock idk

@Michael Kaiser: how tf he gna buy bluelock
u cant do that unless u really rich or smt
smh ✌️

@You: do u live in the slums or r u js dense

@Michael Kaiser: No???

@You: Ok

@Michael Kaiser: fym 'Ok'
elaborate
hellooooo????
fucking kill yourself

@Gurimu Igaguri: thats not nice 🙃

@Shidou Ryusei: who the fuck is this

@You: ikr who r u

@Gurimu Igaguri: ???

Shidou Ryusei has changed Igaguri's name to '???'

@You: LMAAOO
keep it that way

@Isagi Yoichi: who's @???

@You: idk

@Shidou Ryusei: idk
kick him ❤️‍🩹✌️

@???: wait isagi don't kick
im igaguri change my name back pls

@Isagi Yoichi: oh lol

Isagi Yoichi is now offline

@You: LOLLLL HE DIDNT CHANHE IT 😭

@Chigiri Hyoma: if reo said that nagi will be back then will kira come back too

@You: who the fuck is that

@Shidou Ryusei: the guy from death note yk 

@You: ohhh him

@Chigiri Hyoma: No you fat fucks it was the guy at the start
not that you guys would know anyway 🙄

Isagi Yoichi is now online

@Isagi Yoichi: ohh kira
he should come back 🫰🫰

@Kunigami Rensuke: r u insane
you literally locked him off

@Isagi Yoichi: did I???