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Mike forced himself into Wills living room and turned on the TV. Will found him trying to turn on YouTube with a remote he brought himself.
“Get out.” Will pointed at the door having just woke up.
“No we HAVE to watch the Minecraft movie trailer.”
“Whatever.”
They actually put YouTube on the TV and Mike looked up the Minecraft movie. He was shaking in excitement the entire time while Will was just taking it in. At one point Mike screamed “OH MY GOD WILL LOOK AT THE FUCKING SCREEN”
“You want me to fight the chicken?”
“CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!” Mike screamed over the TV, making Will jump.
“What? That’s so weird.” Will paused the video and stood up to leave.
“No, Will! We have to go!”
“Go see it?”
“Yeah”
“So you can scream like that in the theatre?”
“Yeah! Everyone’s doing it!!”
Somehow Mike got Will to leave the house, and with his excellent map reading skills lead them to a Regal Cinema. There was a crowd around the entrance all blabbering about chicken jockey and Steve but eventually they got to their seats, even if they had to kick two girls out of them.
The first half was really boring but Mike was ecstatic the entire time. He scream ‘the nether,’ ‘I am Steve’ and such.
When the characters got to the pillagers mansion or something Mike was grabbing Wills shoulder and shaking him. “Here it is Will! Get ready!!!!”
A zombie was lowered onto the chicken, cutting to Steve saying his iconic line.
“CHICKEN JOCKEY!” Thirty mentally ill people screamed at the same time as Steve, popcorn flying all over the theatre and viewers, a firework lit and exploding over everyone followed by someone saying “ENDER PEARL,” and of course, Mike grabbing Wills gun and shooting up the ceiling. Not a brain cell in sight, but everyone was happy.
The room was soon evacuated from, but everyone got what they wanted. Will was going to drag Mike out of the theatre but he was already jumping an employee for a bag of gummy worms.
“Okay Will, I know there’s like five more warrants out for my arrest, but we need to go to McDonalds and get the minecraft meal.”
“Whatever. But you’re paying.”
They sat at a booth like two little gay boys and opened their happy meals.
“I got Dennis!!” Mike showed Will his cheap plastic wolf.
“Oh. I got.. a creeper.” Will didn’t really care and just ate his shitty burger.
“You’re so uncultured.” Mike took the creeper and made the two toys fight.