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In his defense, it wasn’t entirely uncommon to find Caelus digging through trash cans during the evening. After all, it was, oddly enough, his most beloved hobby. However, the odd part about this specific excursion was the fact that he accidentally fell into a trash can at the perfect angle and now he is rolling down a suspiciously long driveway while stuck inside it. As he rolled down the hill, picking up speed, he felt only slight disgust at the fact that both his favorite jacket and himself would definitely need a few washes after this, accepting his situation unusually fast. Sighing, he closed his eyes and waited for the slowing down of the trash can so he could make his escape and pray that no one saw-
CRASH.
The trash can came to an abrupt stop, causing him to bang his head on the side, which ricocheted a deafening ring inside his skull, effectively rendering his brain unable to function for at least 30 seconds. Groaning as the immediate pain settled down, leaving throbbing agony in its place, he noticed he somehow managed to get out of the trash can and was now lying on concrete facing up towards the sky… or maybe the ground? He couldn’t tell.