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    "A daycare run by us.”

    Draco stared. “Us?”

    “Yes!” Theo pointed at all three of them, nearly jabbing Blaise in the eye. “You’re a reformed Death Eater with excellent cheekbones and government connections. Blaise is devilishly handsome reformed Death Eater and knows everything about bribes—”

    “Excuse me—”

    “—and I,” Theo puffed his chest, “am an eccentric reformed Death Eater genius with a high tolerance for glitter-based accidents.”

    Draco stood slowly. “So your brilliant idea is that the three of us, none of whom have a single child care credential between us, open a magical daycare.”
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    OR: Draco and Blaise, tired of how their sons are treated due to their previous connections as Death Eaters, are convinced by Theo to start a Daddy Daycare.

    Enter hilarious magical mishaps: enchanted crayons causing chaos, kids flying on mini-brooms, accidental Polyjuice misfires, magical beast incidents.

    But will the Ministry approve, and what of the competition from Little Lumos? Oh, and who is going to tell Draco to stop drooling over yummy single mummy Hermione Granger?

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