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1. I Guess We'll Have To Join The PTA by Not_You

   Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   20 Sep 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Bedelia Du Maurier/Hannibal Lecter
   • Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
   • Bedelia Du Maurier/Will Graham
   • Hannibal Lecter
   • Bedelia Du Maurier
   • Will Graham
   • Abigail Hobbs
   • Will Graham's Dogs
   • Will Graham's Father
   • the verger/graham baby
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • murder-free
   • Sorry Not Sorry
   • Alternate Universe - Elementary School
   • Alternate Universe - Teachers
   • seducing your child's teacher for fun and no profit
   • Married Couple
   • Old Married Couple
   • they're gonna gang up on will and it's totally not fair
   • Adopted Children
   • nobody dies except abigail's parents
   • actually sorry
   • Parent-Teacher Conference
   • Slow Burn
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Hand Jobs
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Hangover
   • Bullying
   • Rats
   • Thanksgiving Dinner
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Choking
   • only a little bit
   • Films
   • eyes of laura mars is pretty good is all i'm saying
   • slowest burn ever
   • Playing the Long Game
   • Will is a delicate flower and he will bloom in his own damn time
   • all of this should have been backstory oops
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • of course abigail has some
   • morgan is a good friend
   • Voyeurism
   • Cunnilingus
   • threesome FINALLY
   • threesomes with married couples rock
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Bottom Hannibal
   • Knifeplay
   • Sort Of
   • bedelia is freaky
   • Murder Kink
   • Safe Sane and Consensual
   • they were crazier before they had a child to raise

   Summary

   In which the good doctors Lecter-Du Maurier meet with their child's teacher, and agree that they must sleep with him as soon as is decently possible. Which is not soon at all as they hunt their prey through the tall grass of the school year.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Mating Habits of Suburban Lectroids as Affected by the Adoption of a Human Podling

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   English

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