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  1. OFFICIAL SNAKE SQUAD BETTING POOL by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    09 May 2025

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    A companion to "You Look Good in Green"
    Set during Chapter 16: Return of the Tension

    You’ve seen the art. You’ve zoomed in. You’ve cackled at Theo’s unhinged graphs and Pansy’s glitter pen threats.
    Now read the official (and utterly ridiculous) translation.

    This short companion piece is for anyone who saw that art piece of the Snake Squad’s betting pool and thought, “I need to know.”
    This is that art translated. You’re welcome.

    While Draco and Hermione continue to slow-burn themselves into oblivion, their friends are very, very done. Cue one spreadsheet (Theo), six ill-advised side bets (Blaise), a sabotage clause (Pansy), and one prophetic Luna Lovegood who definitely knows too much.

    This fic is for the chaotic besties, the gambling degenerates, and every reader who’s ever whispered “Just kiss already” at their screen.

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