Work Text:
[🎵 Music: “Banana Pancakes” by Jack Johnson (slowed, vibey edit)]
📹 The video opens with a close-up of Ghost’s gloved hand aggressively stabbing a piece of pancake with a fork… while wearing a full-face helmet.
Pan to Phantom, seated across from him in matching black-and-purple gear, elbow on the table like she’s already lost faith in humanity. Her plate? Untouched. Her coffee? She’s trying to sip it through the visor.
Phantom (voice modulated):
“This is the dumbest thing we’ve ever done.”
Ghost:
“That’s incorrect. This is art.”
She side-eyes the camera like she’s on The Office.
Jump cut: Ghost tries to slide a piece of pancake up through the bottom of his helmet. It smears against the chin guard. Syrup drips onto the table. He groans.
Another cut: Phantom has pulled her fork inside the visor slightly ajar — she triumphantly gets a bite in.
Phantom (mouth full):
“Suck it, Ghost.”
Ghost:
“CHEATER. THAT'S A VISOR LIFT.”
Final shot: The waitress walks by slowly, completely deadpan.
Waitress (off-screen):
“Y’all do this every Sunday now?”
Caption:
“POV: You said ‘no helmet reveals’ but also wanted pancakes. #GhostAndPhantom #HelmetedPancakes #SiblingStupidity #BikeLifeChronicles”
Top TikTok Comments
@caffeineandchaos:
The syrup drip had me GONE 😭😭😭
@bikelifeanonymous:
Phantom lifting the visor like a pro tho. That’s experience.
@GhostStan9000:
Wait… so they are siblings? Or??? Why does it feel more confusing every video
@HelmetGirlsUnite:
I wanna go on pancake dates in full gear with my emotional support sibling too 🥲
@notAthenaGrant:
you two are menaces and I support that 100%