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DeluluNaruto added 7 users on the Gc “Cookies Union”
DeluluNaruto: WELCOMEEEEEEE
VaggieandRaidencombined: Istg GINGERBRAVE WHEN DID YOU GET THE ANCIENTS TO USE TECHNOLOGY?!
EntitledDictator: They’re too boomer to use phones
IrreverentFluttershy: Guys stop fighting for five minutes I can’t catch a break
DeluluNaruto: Yeah Wizard stop trying to pick fights with other cookies
VaggieandRaidencombined: I should’ve let the cake monster eat you alive
DeluluNaruto: Im too delicious to be eaten.
EntitledDictator: I hate this.
Pure Vanilla: What just happened…?
DrunkenHero: Don’t worry about it, Pure Vanilla. These youngsters are always this hyper
White Lily: Wait, we can change usernames in this GC?
DeluluNaruto: Yeah! Wait… I’ll rename all of you guys.
Dark Cacao: What?
DeluluNaruto rename 5 users
DeluluNaruto: There, also Hollyberry and Golden Cheese will keep their user.
EmowithParentalComplex: Gingerbrave, you have 5 seconds to change my username right now or else you’ll be crumbs.
VaggieandRaidencombined: OMG LMAOOOOO
Crybaby: Honestly, I knew this was coming.
DrunkenHero: LMAOOO DARK CACAO IT IS TOO ACCURATE
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: I know how you feel, Dark Cacao, but it’s fine. :’)
GreedyCheese: So that’s why my phone was blowing up, why are we in this gc?
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: I’m not sure. Gingerbrave is the one who invited us here.
DeluluNaruto: Ehe, I want drama
One user joined the GC
EveryoneFavoriteJester: DID SOMEONE SAY DRAMA?!
VaggieandRaidencombined: HOW TF DID YOU FIND OUR GC?!
EveryoneFavoriteJester: I hack myself in, thank you <3
DeluluNaruto: I stand correctly, I didn’t regret anything
IrreverentFluttershy: Where is Elder Faerie when you need him
DeadbeatFaerie: I was observing the chat, but if I assume correctly, that hacker is Shadow Milk?
DeluluNaruto: AREN’T YOU DEAD?!
VaggieandRaidencombined: Stfu, Gingerbrave
DeluluNaruto: Bro, I thought he dead how is he texting
EveryoneFavoriteJester: The one and only! Shadow Milk Cookie!
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: I’m going kys
DrunkenHero: Who tf taught him that?
EntitledDictator: Gingerbrave
EveryoneFavoriteJester: NILLY!! How are you doing, sweetie?
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: No. Please, don’t call me that.
Crybaby: Excuse me.
GreedyCheese: Oh shit, Gingerbrave is not lying. This IS drama
EmowithParentalComplex: I think we missed two chapters and a whole fucking movie.
Crybaby: SHADOW MILK?!
EveryoneFavoriteJester: What?
Crybaby: Why are you flirting with my boyfriend?
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: Oh no.
VaggieandRaidenCombined: Oh shit.
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Cuz he is my type. What more can I say?
Crybaby: Pure Vanilla, what happened in the spire?
TwinkLeaderwithManyVoice: I would rather not talk about it.
EveryoneFavoriteJester: She is just mad cuz she isn’t loyal to her own boyfriend.
EmowithParentalComplex: EXCUSE ME?
DrunkenHero: Now I can deal with this sober, but wtf White Lily?
DeadbeatFaerie: Don’t disrespect her, Shadow Milk.
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Of course the “guardian” will try to protect her. Also I got something to say to the Elder Faerie
GreedyCheese: This is peak, also how did this beast even know how to hack?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Shh, it’s my secret techniques
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Anyway, fuck you and White Lily since you guys are not genuine to my beloved Nilly. He is a fucking cookie for earthbread sake.
EmowithParentalComplex: This is getting annoying, where tf is the context?
DrunkenHero: Dw, just enjoy the show cuz I’m loving this
RingDingDingingly: Fuck you Shadow Milk, there is no way that Elder Faerie and White Lily will do that behind Pure Vanilla’s back.
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Oooo, Silverbell is it? I got someone who want to see you.~
EveryoneFavoriteJester added 7 users to the GC
EveryoneFavoriteJester: WELCOME FOLKS! Also Sapphie, Silverbell is here in this Gc
GretchenWieners: Silverbell? My little Faerie is here?
RingDingDingingly: Oh crumbs. FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT YOUR FAERIE!
DeadbeatFaerie: Why the hell did you bring in the other beasts, dealing one is enough how it is.
ApatheticQueen: Why am I here, Shadow Milk?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: To entertain the guests and also ruin the lives of others!
EmowithParentalComplex: I hate it here.
MusclesNoBrain: FUCKING HELL YEAH!
GreedyCheese: Hell no, why tf is he here?
DrunkenHero: Oh shit, our counterparts are now here.
Crybaby: Shadow Milk, you better count your days
EveryoneFavoriteJester: I’ll bang your boyfriend all night, if you try to seal me away in the tree
Crybaby: …
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: …
EmowithParentalComplex: …
GreedyCheese: …
DrunkenHero: …
DeluluNaruto: I’m not going to explain for those who are not involved with the spire incident
VaggieandRaidencombined: I fucking hate it here
IrreverentFluttershy: You always say that, Wizard…
VaggieandRaidencombined: And its fucking true
MusclesNoBrain: Bro, Shadow Milk can top?
EternalSleep: Yeah, he is like… the most top person that I ever seen
ApatheticQueen: I find it hard to believe.
NeuvilletePose: Me too
SimpCircus: WTF, AM I SEEING?!
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: Language, Candy Apple.
Crybaby: Fuck this shit.
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Run away like the exact same way you try to run away from the witches’ pot
Crybaby went offline
DeadbeatFaerie went offline
GretchenWieners: THAT IS FOUL
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: Shadow Milk, please don’t be mean to her. At least for me?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: You’re too kind for your own good, Nilly.
ApatheticQueen: Pure Vanilla, look in my dms.
DrunkenHero: I’m surprised that she knows that term.
EternalSleep: She is still learning and slowly getting the terms.
DeluluNaruto: Does she know brainrot?
ApatheticQueen: I will turn you into flour if you say anything that contains brainrot.
DeluluNaruto: Note taken
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: Uh, okay.
IN MysticFlour’s DMS
Mystic Flour: Are you okay?
Pure Vanilla: Yeah, I’m okay. It’s too overwhelming for me, especially when I need to talk to White Lily.
Mystic Flour: I’m sorry that you have to find out that way with her. Do you want me to talk to Shadow Milk about it?
Pure Vanilla: That is very sweet of you, Mystic Flour. Even though you’re the beast of Apathy… I don’t know if I can get use to it lol
Mystic Flour: I'm basically a therapist for my friends, but usually it’s Silent Salt who gives out advice.
Pure Vanilla: Thank you for checking up on me.
Mystic Flour: No need to thank me.
In the “Cookies Union” GC
EntitledDictator: This is so stupid on many levels that I can’t keep count.
SimpCircus: Idk what is going on, but this is peak drama
DeluluNaruto: Idk if I should let this play out, but White Lily and Elder Faerie are both offline
EveryoneFavoriteJester: They’re probably fucking
GreedyCheese: Wtf that was so random
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Anyway, I need to go see my beloved Nilly.
EmowithParentalComplex: Should we be concerned?
GreedyCheese: I think Pure Vanilla can handle it
MusclesNoBrain: Golden Cheese, square up
GreedyCheese: Stfu, I got no time for you
MusclesNoBrain: Heh, scared
GreedyCheese: Where?
MusclesNoBrain: Your kingdom
GreedyCheese: Fuck you
MusclesNoBrain: Come here and fight me
GreedyCheese went offline
MusclesNoBrain went offline
VaggieandRaidencombined: I’m going to commit a crime
DeluluNaruto: Let me join!
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: Gingerbrave and Wizard, DO NOT COMMIT!
GretchenWieners: That is almost the same energy as “DARK ENCHANTRESS COOKIE NO!”
DrunkenHero: GODDAMNIT I AM LAUGHING LMAOOO
GreedyCheese: No offense, Pure Vanilla but he is right LMAOO
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Nilly, I’m at your kingdom
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: Wait what?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Where are you at?
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: In my castle..?
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Okay
RingDingDingingly: Why do I hear White Lily and Elder Faerie…
ApatheticQueen: DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE.
RingDingDingingly: I wasn’t trying to. T-T
GretchenWieners: Mystic Flour, don’t be mean to my boyfriend!
EveryoneFavoriteJester: YOUR WHAT?!
GretchenWieners: Oh shit, uh dad I can explain.
EternalSleep: Damn even calling him dad too, you know it’s serious.
ApatheticQueen: Goodness, when will they grow up.
SimpCircus: I FUCKING KNEW IT, HAETAE YOU OWE ME 200,000 COINS!
UnbakedPuppy: Bruh, I thought I can get away without chatting here
ApatheticQueen: I need my meditation.
ApatheticQueen went offline
EternalSleep: I should get some sleep.
NeuvilletePose: You always need sleep, what else is new?
EternalSleep: Shut up.
EternalSleep went offline
NeuvilletePose went offline
DeluluNaruto: Is everyone going offline?
IrreverentFluttershy: Pretty much what they’re doing right now, I need a break
IrrerentFluttershy went offline
VaggieandRaidencombined went offline
DeluluNaruto went offline
SimpCircus: It’s only the deceit family here!
DrunkenHero: Kiddo, I’m right here
EmowithParentalComplex: Deceit what?
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: Don’t overthink it…
EmowithParentalComplex: I need to go back to my duties, Cameral Arrow is in need of help anyway
DrunkenHero: I knew that she is your daughter
EmowithParentalComplex: SHE ISN’T?!
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: You treat her like she is your daughter, don’t lie
EmowithParentalComplex: Fuck all of y’all
EmowithParentalComplex went offline
DrunkenHero: Worth it, but anyway I should go see what the dragon wants from me since he keeps on spamming the word help in my dms.
DrunkenHero went offline
SimpCircus: FINALLY IT IS THE DECEIT FAMILY!
EntitledDictator: How tf am I apart of this deceit family
TwinkLeaderwithManlyVoice: Language, but to answer that… uhm
EveryoneFavoriteJester: I fucked him real good.
EntitledDictator: YOU FUCKED MY DAD?!
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Oh, mb
GretchenWieners: I’m going to see where Silverbell is at, I’m pretty sure he is hearing some unholy nosies.
RingDingDingingly: HELP ME!
UnbakedPuppy: Lmao, couldn’t be me
EntitledDictator: Shadow Milk is not going to be my dad, I refuse
EveryoneFavoriteJester: Dw, we’ll get along just fine, Custard <3
EntitledDictator: I REFUSE!