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1. ring, ring — why don't you give me a call? by valancytrinit

   Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   16 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
   • Coronabeth Tridentarius & Ianthe Tridentarius & Gideon Nav
   • Gideon Nav
   • Coronabeth Tridentarius
   • Ianthe Tridentarius
   • Harrowhark Nonagesimus
   • Palamedes Sextus
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Phone Calls & Telephones
   • Comedy
   • Sex Work
   • as like a nebulous background theme
   • Cameos
   • Background Cam/Pal/Pyrrha
   • Banter
   • mostly gideon & the tridenterii vibing w/ each other bc theyre all funny cunts. ft. a smattering of plot if you squint

   Summary

   Corona sidles up beside Gideon in order to link their arms and lean into her for support. “I invited you,” she deftly changes the subject, “Ianthe’s just grumpy because the person she invited can’t make it.”

   “Yowch,” Gideon winces, mildly sympathetic, “your date to your dads funeral ghosted you?”

   “So to speak,” Ianthe grinds out, and then takes a long drag from her cigarette.

   or, gideon gets caught up in a scheme. it's fine, though

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   English

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